- Berthe: "Sometimes I think men raise flags when they can't get anything else up." BUH DUM TISH.
- Before the revolution scene:
- Fastrada: Pippin is disloyal to you, my lord.Charles: Every son is disloyal to his father at one time or another, my lady.Fastrada: But Lewis loves you, my lord.Charles: Lewis is an asshole, my lady.
- "But most of all, Lewis looooooves Lewis!"