Funny: Pippin

  • Berthe: "Sometimes I think men raise flags when they can't get anything else up." BUH DUM TISH.
  • Before the revolution scene:
    Fastrada: Pippin is disloyal to you, my lord.
    Charles: Every son is disloyal to his father at one time or another, my lady.
    Fastrada: But Lewis loves you, my lord.
    Charles: Lewis is an asshole, my lady.
  • "But most of all, Lewis looooooves Lewis!"