- "You're tenacious like bull. I like. Please hold."
- (staring at a bank of ringing phones) "So pretty."
- "You could be my go-to guy. Or girl."
- "Cash? HE WANT CASH!" (laughs uproariously)
- The message on the "official USA Prime Credit" website that it was "best looked in Netscape NOW! 3.0." Even in 2010, when the site was first created, Netscape was long defunct as a web browser.
- "Happy time!!"