Funny: Pearl Harbor

  • A groggy Red, looking out a window while relieving himself, sees the attacking Japanese planes, whereupon he stumbles back to the bunks, stammering nearly to the point of speechlessness. It takes his shout of "The Jaaaaaps are here!"—punctuated by machine-gun fire through the wall—to get everyone else's attention.
  • A bit of Black Comedy, aboard the West Virginia, the sailor on the Public Address system can be heard shouting "This is no shit! They just sank the Arizona!"
    • By some accounts this is what was said in RealLife, though the actual PA man later denied it.