Funny / PCU

  • Trying to come up with a name of their band:
    Katy: What about Naugahyde Windpipe?
    Cecelia: Too metal.
    Raji: Oedipus and the Mama's Boys.
    Cecelia: Too college radio.
    Deeje: My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.
    (both women bandmates look up curiously at him)
    Cecelia: Interesting, but I don't think it's a band name.
    • What's even funnier is that Deeje is Stivi Pasoski — Johnny Arcade, from the infamous videogame-centric TV show Video Power.
  • Pigman's college thesis: that there's a Gene Hackman - Michael Caine movie playing on every cable channel any hour of the day.
  • Gutter's nightmare of testifying before a Senate committee. Complete with camera shift from film to Live TV.
  • Gutter is a music major, and he doesn't realize who George Clinton is when he accidentally leads the tour bus back to The Pit.
  • "They confiscated the altar, Droz."
  • Seeing the Cause-Heads protesting anything and everything under the sun:
    One Protestor: FREE NELSON MANDELA!
    Second Protestor: They freed him already! (the movie came out four years after Mandela's release from prison)
  • Droz' flashback to Freshman year, with Rand as his roommate.