Funny / Orgazmo

• T-Rex
• Just about every single sound from Dave's mouth.
  • "Hey lady! We're ready for the DVDA shot!"
  • "Yeah, SUCK THAT COCK!"
    • "Sorry, sorry dude, got a little excited."
  • And of course, "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but..."
• What makes a man, is it the woman on his arms? Just 'cause she has big titties? Or is it the way he fights every day? No, it's probably the titties.
  • NOW YOUR A MAY-UN! (Man!) A MAN! MAN! MAN! NOW YOUR A MAY-UN! A MANLY, MANLY MAN! A MAN! MAN! MAN! YOU ARE NOW A MAN!
• Ben's tragic backstory explaining why he doesn't do Hamster Style anymore, which turns out to be the most mundane thing that ever happened in the history of film.
  Young Ben: I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.
  Ben's Father: That's nice.
  End Flashback
  Ben: (Manly Tears) And that's the way it went down, man!
• The entire opening scene, which opens with a shot of the Hollywood sign, then reminds us that this is Hollywood just in case the audience can't read what's on the middle of the screen. Then it cuts to a shot of a nametag that says "Elder Young". Then we get a montage of Joe and his partner getting rejected and cussed out over and over by jaded Hollywood locals, one of which was a sweet old lady.
• "Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero!"
• The whole awkward scene with Sancho.
• G-Fresh's jive talk, along with his karaoke machine that dispenses tone-deaf songs.
• Black stunt-cock.
• "I'll find a way to break free...assfucktwins."
  • "Couldn't we just call them "the Naughty Twins"?
• Joe using the Orgazmorator on random civilians. Every reaction is priceless.
  • Especially when he uses it on Dave. He's chatting away with a stranger, has a forced orgasm when Joe shoots him, then picks up right where he left off.
• When Orgazmo and Choda Boy are patted down before entering a nightclub, the bouncer somehow misses the Orgazmorator on Joe's arm and all of Choda Boy's sex-themed weapons.
• Joe and Lisa's big kiss moment, which looks more pornographic than any of the porn scenes.
• In the end Joe sees Jesus Christ, giving him the "Buddy Christ" salute of all things.
• The naked Mariachi band at the wrap party for the movie. They look rather uncomfortable.
• "I bet Jesus would have been more popular if he did DVDA."
• Every time Lisa or Joe mention that they are from Utah, and the reaction:
  Lisa: (hears Joe's voice and sees Orgazmo playing on the screen) "What's that?"
  Video Store Clerk:"That's Orgazmo, what do you live under a rock or something?"
  Lisa:"No, I'm from Utah."
  Video Store Clerk:"Oh, I'm sorry."