Funny / Of the River and the Sea

• The Bare Breasted Brawler.
  • Especially since Tenzo's reaction is to deny, very strongly, that it ever happened.
• At one point, after congratulating herself for punting the responsibility of The Talk to Zabuza's swordsmen sensei, Ryuishi finds herself being forced to give a proper sex education to Zabuza. All because he comes back believing that he had impregnated Ryuishi (since he's a Literal-Minded and mistook stabbing her, with a genuine sword, twice, meant that they had 'made babies')
• Ryuishi infiltrates Konoha for the first time and encounters an Aburame who proceeded to cover her with beetles - her worst fear. She then spends hours underwater ranting about how sick and wrong that was.
• How Naruto and Ryuishi finally met, with the latter sleeping a garbage bin while the former is escaping from punishment for his latest prank. Thus 'Garbage Fairy' was born.
• Sasuke vehemently denying Itachi's existence after the latter confesses to him about the true nature of the Uchiha Massacre. Even going as far as to pretend that Itachi wasn't even in the same room as him.
• Itachi's expression upon meeting Sasuke for the first time since the Massacre. And everyone's reaction to the latter when he tried to attack the former while a group of A and S-Class Nins are having an all out brawl. It involves him being hogtied and then propped up until the fighting stops.
• Sakura's increasing apathy to the insanity around her, especially during the find Ryuishi at Wind Country's house mission.
• The minor shipping war between Sakura, Naruto and Haku on who will end up with Ryuishi.
• After Zabuza was inducted into the seduction corps (yes, really), he was tasked on bedding Ryuishi to gain her loyalty for the Mist. After suffering a psychic attack, Ryuishi starts to bleed. When Chojurou seeks medical help for her, Ao mistakenly believes that Zabuza had deflowered Ryuishi, albeit roughly, and said that the 'blood' is expected from Zabuza. Chojurou had to explain to Ao that she was bleeding from the eyes.
• During a meeting with Orochimaru and Kagami, the former mistakenly came to the conclusion that Ryuishi's liaison with Kakashi was because she wished to have biological children. It took her some time to convince both of them that her relationship with Kakashi was strictly platonic.
• This also came back later when Kakashi mistook some of her statements that she was pregnant with a child. Before she could explain, in a Heartwarming Moment, both him and Tenzou volunteered to take her in and raise the baby alongside her, saying that she doesn't have to do it alone.
• The end of chapter 84 is essentially a giant fight to get at the food Ryuishi and Misaki are making. Highlights include:
  • Tenzo, whose on guard duty with his ANBU squad, is the first to realize what's going on and essentially abandons protocol so he can get a great meal. He still won't let his squad talk though.
  • The kids declaring a truce to get the most food possible and to fight off their teachers.
  • Misaki being guilt tripped into feeding the kids and Tenzo's ridiculously out of place ANBU squad.
  • Orochimaru using his vast skill and knowledge to sneak in, steal the Gulai Talua, and escape without anyone noticing.
  • Zabuza and Kakashi working together to steal a plate loaded with goodies from the kids.