Funny / My Way Entertainment

• "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch" might be the more famous line, but the act of kicking someone in the face and shouting "SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!" really deserves to become a meme in its own right.
  • "Muthafucka, you know where I'm from, nigga, FROSTY, POOKIE, EDDIE EDDIE!"
    • "...What the fuck does that mean?!"
    • "I dunno, I'M JOSE CANSECO!"
  • "Fuckin' cunt, you trippin'! You know what? Guns don't kill people, black motherfuckers with guns kill people!"
  • "You still owe me fifty bucks!"
    • "Go comb yo' beard!"
  • "I'm made out of Laffy Taffy, motherfucker!"
  • "Imma fuck her in the ear and blow her BRAINS OUT!"
    • "...Jugganaut, I think there's something wrong wit'chu."
  • "Shit, don't you see my motherfuckin' spaceship? This is a Dodge!"
  • "I'm gonna kill him, and I'm gonna rape him, and I'm gonna eat his fuckin' costume! Just wait!"
    • "Fuck him up, nigga!"
    • "Oh, what the hell is he doing? What the fuck is this shit?!" (is attacked but unharmed) "You can't harm me, are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am: I'm the Juggernaut, BITCH! I'mma hit you with your own pimp!
  • "God-daaaayum! I wanna get fucked!"
  • "Oh motherfuckin yeah, I'm bad bitch, it's the Juggernaut, yeah, somebody fiddin' to fucked in they ass! I'm fiddin' to fuck a CAR!"
• From J3: Shadow of the Colossi:
  • Magneto: "Nigga, you throw the best parties ever, WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BEER? Don't you remember that one time with the two Colombian bitches and the three kilos of coke?
  • Juggernaut: "Charles, you told the police I shot the shit out the British Bulldog?! Now, it's time to 'beat yo ass!"
  • I DON'T NEED NO MUTHAFUCKIN KEEEEYYYYYSSS!!! Let a nigga in! Let me through here, too!
• It's easy to miss, but in the Power Rangers parody, after the Greyside Gang turns huge, Greyside Blue, still in his contest of one-upmanship against the Blue Ranger, can be heard singing "My dick is bigger than yours~!"
  • In the Power Rangers parody, the heroes fight their evil duplicates. Which means: "It's time for some black-on-black crime!!!"
  • "I'm from Compton and E Street! We fuck emus in the ass!"
• "AUGH MY NUTS!" (Xavier can be heard Corpsing) "Damn, somebody's nuts just got fucked up!"
  • "Man, fuck this shit, you're gonna kick me in the nuts! I'm off this motherfucker!" (Everyone else can be heard Corpsing) "Sheeeeeit...fuck you!"
• Randy's Glorious Return