Funny / Mr. Incredible and Pals

• Mr. Incredible's and Frozone's commentary to their crappy cartoon short, but special mention goes to their reactions to the live-action lips:
  Mr. Incredible: I was told it was a new process.
  Frozone: Ooh, a new process!
  Mr. Incredible: A real breakthrough!
  Frozone: And what would that new process be, Mr. I?! Cheap-O-Rama?!
• The first appearance of Frozone...
  Frozone: Wait a second, what's this? Is that me? I'm white...they made me a white guy?!
  Mr. Incredible: You're... black-ish.
  Frozone: They made me a white guy!!
  Mr. Incredible: Well, maybe the print's faded. You're tan... ish.
• When Frozone says Mr. Skipperdoo found the missing bridge (which was right above Mr. Incredible, by the way), Commentary!Frozone sums up the whole thing.
  Frozone: Are you kidding me?
  Mr. Incredible: (trying to calm him down) Don't shout.
  Frozone: What kind of show is this?!
  Mr. Incredible: (soothingly) Hey! You're shouting! Don't shout!
• Frozone wondering about the Synchro-Vox:
  Frozone: Why's everybody got lady lips? Are those human lips? Whose lips are those?
• Later...
  Cartoon!Mr. Incredible: Lady Lightbug!
  Commentary!Frozone: "Lady Lightbug"?! They got a show with real heroes but they gotta make up the villains? What's up with that?!
• Shortly thereafter...
  Frozone: Oh, oh, oh, I get caught. The black superhero gets caught.
  Mr. Incredible: Well, a minute ago, you were complaining that they made you white.
  Frozone: Oh, that's right... the tan superhero gets caught!
• And then there's the big argument and Frozone's total meltdown later:
  Frozone: You talked me into this.
  Mr. Incredible: It's for kids. The kids loved it.
  Frozone: Hey, you said it never aired!
  Mr. Incredible: Well, if it had aired, then the kids...probably would've loved it.
  Frozone: This is a stain on my otherwise spotless endorsement record! You owe me one, Incredible!
  Mr. Incredible: I never saw this! We were forced to go underground before the episodes were finished! You can't blame me!
  Frozone: Frozone is only involved in quality work! Crappy animation reflects badly on me.
  Mr. Incredible: Oh, for Pete's sake. It's not you!
  Frozone: It's my likeness!
  Mr. Incredible: It's just a cartoon!
  Frozone: And now you have me involved in this commentary, further connecting me to work that is clearly inferior AND CONNECTING ME TO A RABBIT! DID YOU OKAY THE RABBIT?!
  Mr. Incredible: I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE RABBIT! I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY GOT THE RABBIT!
  Frozone: WELL, SOMEBODY OKAY-ED THE RABBIT!
  • It's even funnier on the Blu-ray, which adds in bleeped swears (it's not clear if these were originally as recorded and got cut from the original DVD release or if these were added specifically).
• After seeing the teaser for the next episode of Mr. Incredible fighting a corn monster, Frozone says as he just leaves, "You know, we've been friends for a long time. I'm telling you, this thing better never see the light of day."
• "And that rabbit is getting on my last nerve!" "The rabbit is cuddly! Kids like little, cuddly sidekicks. I mean... the rabbit... it's a time tested... okay, the rabbit bites."
• The whole short itself is funny in a So Bad, It's Good kind of way.

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