Funny / Melissa & Joey

• The scene where Mark Ballas and Joe have to dance the tango together. Also, Lennox's reaction to it:
  Lennox: This may have been a deeply tragic mistake.
• Joey's response to Ryder asking "how they texted" in The '80s:
  Joey: Well back then, when we had meaningless information, we just kept it to ourselves.
• This line from "Toledo's Next Top Model":
  Joe: I've never seen a guy cheat on a girl with a slice of pizza before.