MaxmoefoePokemon
Am I Allowed to Open This on YouTube?
- Right at the beginning, after seeing the rather risqué cover for the box of cards he'll be going through, he ponders opening a Magic: Modern Masters box instead:Max: (chuckles) Yeah, you fucking wish.
- "We've got a hotdog bun squirting... mustard on his own... wiener?"
- Upon seeing a figure of a sentient helmet holding a steering wheel:"Is this a racing helmet... with a wheel? Or is this an ISIS member? You wanna hope they don't have a black color scheme version of this."
- Noticing that the surfboard looks like a character from Banjo-Kazooie.
- The door intro, as long as you don't have headphones in.
- One of the Ash Ketchum minifigures has some sloppy printing on the face:"Ash is actually looking a little more angry. Looks like he might have herpes or something."
- The real fun begins when he gets to the Mini 3D Blocks sets."These things have no souls."
- "Pikachu looks horrific. Absolutely fucking horrific."
- The Translation Trainwreck in the booklet:Max: (reading: Welcome to collect more styles and make more pretty mode) Fuck, that's the best mode to activate. (reading: S titrching) This is awesome. (reading: It's assembled when you heard "pa") What if I don't have a dad? It's a big brainpower test. (reading off the list of products: We've got the Engineering Body, the Desk, Elephant, Dog, Cat, Chair, Spongebob, Forklift, Bulldozer, Patrick Star, Pikachu, and who the hell could forget: GRAB WOOD MACHINE?) Fant-(snickers)-astic.
- Saying the lady dressed like a Lego brick has a stacking/crushing fetish and following it up by having her pay the lady in the elephant costume to stand on her chest.
- Upon seeing the fish accessory that comes with the cat cosplayer figure:Max: And here's a fish fleshlight for him to stick his Lego cock in. (after finding out the fish's mouth hole doesn't fit on the peg of the cat person's minifigure stand) The fucking mouth isn't even supposed to go anywhere! That's actually sick. It's for his cock!
- Making his Raptor figure an imbecile:Max!Raptor: Duhh! Me hold gun! Durr!
- One of the trading cards is just a picture of Fiona's dad looking nervous while sitting next to two bald thugs:Max: The dad's about to be clonefucked by Johnny Sins. (Johnny Sins' face is edited over the two thugs)
- "Look at my little gimpy plastic yellow hook."
- While assembling the Highwayman figure:Max: (in a deep voice: He's definitely a criminal)
- "And the theme of Series 2 is: GROSS. What is with young boys' toys and this gross theme? Ya'll just love shitting and farting and cumming."
- On the Off-Roach:"He definitely looks off. Looks like he's been huffing insect spray. Some sort of disability, I think."
- Upon finding a black variation of the Filthy Fly:"Oooo, a BLACK fly."
- And when he finds another, he refers to it as a "Filthy Frank fly".
- "Next up, we have a fuckin' hotdog! Heh, Hotdog? It's a FUCKIN' HOTDOG! Oh, never mind, it's a Snot Dog. CAN I HAVE A HOTDOG, BOSS?"
- Regarding the pirate figure:Max: Is it a pirate or a homeless war veteran?
- After opening and building a figure of a man wearing a banana costume, he interprets the person to be Onision.Max: Now, this one, I can safely assume is a costume and not actually a banana. Despite all the song and dance he may go through to convince you otherwise. (clip of "I'm a Banana") Enough with that lunatic.
- Continuing from there, when he finds two doubles:Max: There's another Onision. (audio clip: I'm a banana.) Yes, we know. We know.
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Max: One banana. (audio clip: I'm a banana.) Yes, we know.
- Continuing from there, when he finds two doubles:
- Looking at the hiker's map:Max: He's going to the (in a deep voice: Greeble Trail).
- While looking at the Ice Queen, he puts the dog owner's head and pirate's bald cap on the queen to make a Bruce Willis custom."Okay, why did nobody tell me; Bruce Willis was in Frozen!?"
- Upon seeing that the arctic explorer is winking:"I don't know how I feel about her trying to fuck the penguins, but to each their own I guess.
- Referring to the desert marauder figure as an "Aladdin bad guy" or "sand pirate", followed by him wondering if "sand pirate" is racist.
- His use of clips from Ray William Johnson, mostly due to how he reacts to them as if they're actual interruptions from Ray himself and not something he edited in.Max: I still can't wait to be schooled in the comment section below. (clip of Ray saying: "In the comment section below" followed by one of him just saying "Below") Yes, I know Ray, you post on Facebook now.
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Max: Now, based on this information, I would like you to go to the comment section below. Do it now. (clip of Ray saying "Below" again) Uh, yes. Thank you, Ray.
