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* "We've got a hotdog bun squirting... mustard on his own... wiener?"
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* "We've "[[ItMakesSenseInContext We've got a hotdog bun squirting... mustard on his own... wiener?"wiener]]?"
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* His use of clips from [[WebVideo/EqualsThree Ray William Johnson]].
-->'''Max:''' I still can't wait to be schooled in the comment section below. (''clip of Ray saying: "In the comment section below" followed by one of him just saying "Below"'') Yes, I know Ray, you post on Facebook now.\\
-->'''Max:''' I still can't wait to be schooled in the comment section below. (''clip of Ray saying: "In the comment section below" followed by one of him just saying "Below"'') Yes, I know Ray, you post on Facebook now.\\
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* His use of clips from [[WebVideo/EqualsThree Ray William Johnson]].
Johnson]], mostly due to how he reacts to them as if they're actual interruptions from Ray himself and not something he edited in.
-->'''Max:''' I still can't wait to be schooled in the comment section below. (''clip of Ray saying: "In the comment section below" followed by one of him just saying "Below"'') Yes,I ''I know Ray, Ray'', you post on Facebook now.\\
-->'''Max:''' I still can't wait to be schooled in the comment section below. (''clip of Ray saying: "In the comment section below" followed by one of him just saying "Below"'') Yes,
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-->"Okay, why did nobody tell me; Bruce Willis was in ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen}}''!?"
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-->"Okay, why did nobody tell me; Bruce Willis was in ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen}}''!?"''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen|2013}}''!?"
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* Right at the beginning, after seeing the rather risqué cover for the box of cards he'll be going through, he ponders opening a Magic: Modern Masters box instead:
-->'''Max:''' (''chuckles'') Yeah, you fucking wish.
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%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5MqdxbhE4 Opening the Worst Bootleg Pokemon Toys]]]]
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* "We've got a hotdog bun squirting... mustard on his own... wiener?"
* Upon seeing a figure of a sentient helmet holding a steering wheel:
-->"Is this a racing helmet... with a wheel? Or is this an [=ISIS=] member? You wanna hope they don't have a black color scheme version of this."
* Noticing that the surfboard looks like a character from ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie''.
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1tf5xw4DEQ Am I Allowed to Open This on [=YouTube=]? 2]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PePsLNn7xWI Opening 24 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys]]]]
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* The door intro, as long as you don't have headphones in.
-->"'''''[[EarRape HEY GUYS! MASSIVE LEGEND HERE]]'''''!!!"
* One of the Ash Ketchum minifigures has some sloppy printing on the face:
-->"Ash is actually looking a little more angry. Looks like he might have herpes or something."
* The real fun begins when he gets to the Mini 3D Blocks sets.
-->"These things have no souls."
** "Pikachu looks horrific. Absolutely fucking horrific."
** The TranslationTrainwreck in the booklet:
--->'''Max:''' (''reading: Welcome to collect more styles and make more pretty mode'') Fuck, that's the best mode to activate. (''reading: S titrching'') This is awesome. (''reading: It's assembled when you heard "pa"'') What if I don't have a dad? It's a big brainpower test. (''reading off the list of products: We've got the Engineering Body, the Desk, Elephant, Dog, Cat, Chair, [[Franchise/SpongeBobSquarePants Spongebob]], Forklift, Bulldozer, Patrick Star, Pikachu, and who the hell could forget: '''GRAB WOOD MACHINE'''''?) Fant-(''snickers'')-astic.
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%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sTcCdvR0Qw Opening Awful Pokemon Bootleg Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPUuF51TtmU Opening 28 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys]]]]
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* Saying the lady dressed like a Lego brick has a stacking/crushing fetish and following it up by having her pay the lady in the elephant costume to stand on her chest.
* Upon seeing the fish accessory that comes with the cat cosplayer figure:
-->'''Max:''' And here's a fish fleshlight for him to stick his Lego cock in. (''after finding out the fish's mouth hole doesn't fit on the peg of the cat person's minifigure stand'') The fucking mouth isn't even supposed to go anywhere! That's actually sick. It's for his cock!
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05w5UOH-y0 Opening 36 Pukeymon Booster Packs (Awful Pokemon Parody Cards)]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thasv-JSaUQ Opening 20 South Park Mystery Mini Blind Boxes!]]]]
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwqB5-3pU4 Opening 5 Fortnite Mystery Mini Surprise Loot Chests!]]]]
* Making his Raptor figure an imbecile:
-->'''Max!Raptor:''' Duhh! Me hold gun! Durr!
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* One of the trading cards is just a picture of Fiona's dad looking nervous while sitting next to two bald thugs:
-->'''Max:''' The dad's about to be clonefucked by Johnny Sins. (''Johnny Sins' face is edited over the two thugs'')
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaY7Yv66ZHI Opening 44 Surprise Mighty Beanz!]]]]
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGxFtA2PXFQ Opening 60 Lego Minifigure Mystery Blind Bags (Series 17)]]]]
* "Look at my little gimpy plastic yellow hook."
* While assembling the Highwayman figure:
-->'''Max:''' (''in a deep voice: '''He's definitely a criminal''''')
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxQTsU3eAHg Smashing Open 43 Smashers Toy Capsules (Series 2)]]]]
* "And the theme of Series 2 is: '''GROSS'''. What is with young boys' toys and this gross theme? Ya'll just love shitting and farting and cumming."
* On the Off-Roach:
-->"He definitely looks off. Looks like he's been huffing insect spray. Some sort of disability, I think."
* Upon finding a black variation of the Filthy Fly:
-->"Oooo, a '''BLACK''' fly."
** And when he finds another, he refers to it as a "WebVideo/FilthyFrank fly".
* "Next up, we have a fuckin' hotdog! Heh, Hotdog? It's a FUCKIN' HOTDOG! Oh, never mind, it's a Snot Dog. '''CAN I HAVE A HOTDOG, BOSS'''?"
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbzodwEJSAI Smashing Open 80 Smashers Toy Capsules! (Series 3)]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX50nxlevr8 This kids toys need to stop...]]]]
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGHSnjIrd9Y Opening 60 Lego Minifigure Mystery Blind Bags! (Series 16)]]]]
* Regarding the pirate figure:
-->'''Max:''' Is it a pirate or a homeless war veteran?
* After opening and building a figure of a man wearing a banana costume, he interprets the person to be Onision.
-->'''Max:''' Now, this one, I can safely assume is a costume and not actually a banana. Despite all the song and dance he may go through to convince you otherwise. (''clip of "I'm a Banana"'') Enough with ''that'' lunatic.
** Continuing from there, when he finds two doubles:
--->'''Max:''' There's another Onision. (''audio clip: I'm a banana.'') Yes, we know. We know.\\
[...]\\
'''Max:''' One banana. (''audio clip: I'm a banana.'') Yes, ''we know''.
* Looking at the hiker's map:
-->'''Max:''' He's going to the (''in a deep voice: '''Greeble Trail''''').
* While looking at the Ice Queen, he puts the dog owner's head and pirate's bald cap on the queen to make a Creator/BruceWillis custom.
-->"Okay, why did nobody tell me; Bruce Willis was in ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen}}''!?"
* Upon seeing that the arctic explorer is winking:
-->"I don't know how I feel about her trying to [[BestialityIsDepraved fuck the penguins]], but to each their own I guess.
* Referring to the desert marauder figure as an "WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} bad guy" or "sand pirate", followed by him wondering if "sand pirate" is racist.
* His use of clips from [[WebVideo/EqualsThree Ray William Johnson]].
-->'''Max:''' I still can't wait to be schooled in the comment section below. (''clip of Ray saying: "In the comment section below" followed by one of him just saying "Below"'') Yes, I know Ray, you post on Facebook now.\\
[...]\\
'''Max:''' Now, based on this information, I would like you to go to the comment section below. Do it now. (''clip of Ray saying "Below" again'') Uh, yes. Thank you, Ray.
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jNo0E-4lVM Opening 32 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic5wvp6D724 Smashing Open 145 Smashers Frozen Egg Capsules (Series 4)]]]]
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%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK0EjdsRrug Opening Mexican Bootleg Pokemon Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZpKvWvEMZQ Opening 36 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys]]]]
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%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8o5YpO7Haw r.i.p.]]]]
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* Right at the beginning, after seeing the rather risqué cover for the box of cards he'll be going through, he ponders opening a Magic: Modern Masters box instead:
-->'''Max:''' (''chuckles'') Yeah, you fucking wish.
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3BJ6v18n7w Opening 12 Adventure Time Mystery Mini Figures!]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fAFVjlsJoQ 30 Spongebob Meme Toy Capsules - (Yes, actual meme toys)]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqEdzFkS6oA Opening 20 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV3jpBmBpr4 Opening 16 Dragon Ball Z Mystery Figure Boxes - 1/96 Chance of a Super Rare]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii5MqdxbhE4 Opening the Worst Bootleg Pokemon Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcH05jx6JHA Opening 20 Sonic Mystery Mini Figures!]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piP-6DvFrec Opening 20 Simpsons Mystery Mini Figures!]]]]
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34fHgqmuzM0 Smashing Open 32 Smashers Toy Capsules]]]]
* "We've got a hotdog bun squirting... mustard on his own... wiener?"
* Upon seeing a figure of a sentient helmet holding a steering wheel:
-->"Is this a racing helmet... with a wheel? Or is this an [=ISIS=] member? You wanna hope they don't have a black color scheme version of this."
* Noticing that the surfboard looks like a character from ''VideoGame/BanjoKazooie''.
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1tf5xw4DEQ Am I Allowed to Open This on [=YouTube=]? 2]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PePsLNn7xWI Opening 24 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ot3SYdpMPg Newbie Opens 24 Dragon Ball Super Card Game Packs]]]]
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oal29sPHPo8 $1 Pokemon Lego VS $10 Pokemon Lego]]]]
* The door intro, as long as you don't have headphones in.
-->"'''''[[EarRape HEY GUYS! MASSIVE LEGEND HERE]]'''''!!!"
* One of the Ash Ketchum minifigures has some sloppy printing on the face:
-->"Ash is actually looking a little more angry. Looks like he might have herpes or something."
* The real fun begins when he gets to the Mini 3D Blocks sets.
-->"These things have no souls."
** "Pikachu looks horrific. Absolutely fucking horrific."
** The TranslationTrainwreck in the booklet:
--->'''Max:''' (''reading: Welcome to collect more styles and make more pretty mode'') Fuck, that's the best mode to activate. (''reading: S titrching'') This is awesome. (''reading: It's assembled when you heard "pa"'') What if I don't have a dad? It's a big brainpower test. (''reading off the list of products: We've got the Engineering Body, the Desk, Elephant, Dog, Cat, Chair, [[Franchise/SpongeBobSquarePants Spongebob]], Forklift, Bulldozer, Patrick Star, Pikachu, and who the hell could forget: '''GRAB WOOD MACHINE'''''?) Fant-(''snickers'')-astic.
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYBTXYAsZ2o Am I Allowed to Open This on [=YouTube=]? 3]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sTcCdvR0Qw Opening Awful Pokemon Bootleg Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPUuF51TtmU Opening 28 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYF0fJIfDbc Opening 25 Random Weird Japanese Mystery Booster Packs]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_d4jFK28K4 Opening 18 Random Weird Japanese Mystery Booster Packs]]]]
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2vL8Olzzjk Opening 42 Lego Minifigure Mystery Blind Bags (Series 18)]]]]
* Saying the lady dressed like a Lego brick has a stacking/crushing fetish and following it up by having her pay the lady in the elephant costume to stand on her chest.
* Upon seeing the fish accessory that comes with the cat cosplayer figure:
-->'''Max:''' And here's a fish fleshlight for him to stick his Lego cock in. (''after finding out the fish's mouth hole doesn't fit on the peg of the cat person's minifigure stand'') The fucking mouth isn't even supposed to go anywhere! That's actually sick. It's for his cock!
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i05w5UOH-y0 Opening 36 Pukeymon Booster Packs (Awful Pokemon Parody Cards)]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Thasv-JSaUQ Opening 20 South Park Mystery Mini Blind Boxes!]]]]
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLwqB5-3pU4 Opening 5 Fortnite Mystery Mini Surprise Loot Chests!]]]]
* Making his Raptor figure an imbecile:
-->'''Max!Raptor:''' Duhh! Me hold gun! Durr!
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEWv7IV-6Eo Opening 36 Shrek 2 Booster Packs!]]]]
* One of the trading cards is just a picture of Fiona's dad looking nervous while sitting next to two bald thugs:
-->'''Max:''' The dad's about to be clonefucked by Johnny Sins. (''Johnny Sins' face is edited over the two thugs'')
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaY7Yv66ZHI Opening 44 Surprise Mighty Beanz!]]]]
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGxFtA2PXFQ Opening 60 Lego Minifigure Mystery Blind Bags (Series 17)]]]]
* "Look at my little gimpy plastic yellow hook."
* While assembling the Highwayman figure:
-->'''Max:''' (''in a deep voice: '''He's definitely a criminal''''')
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxQTsU3eAHg Smashing Open 43 Smashers Toy Capsules (Series 2)]]]]
* "And the theme of Series 2 is: '''GROSS'''. What is with young boys' toys and this gross theme? Ya'll just love shitting and farting and cumming."
* On the Off-Roach:
-->"He definitely looks off. Looks like he's been huffing insect spray. Some sort of disability, I think."
* Upon finding a black variation of the Filthy Fly:
-->"Oooo, a '''BLACK''' fly."
** And when he finds another, he refers to it as a "WebVideo/FilthyFrank fly".
* "Next up, we have a fuckin' hotdog! Heh, Hotdog? It's a FUCKIN' HOTDOG! Oh, never mind, it's a Snot Dog. '''CAN I HAVE A HOTDOG, BOSS'''?"
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbzodwEJSAI Smashing Open 80 Smashers Toy Capsules! (Series 3)]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX50nxlevr8 This kids toys need to stop...]]]]
[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGHSnjIrd9Y Opening 60 Lego Minifigure Mystery Blind Bags! (Series 16)]]]]
* Regarding the pirate figure:
-->'''Max:''' Is it a pirate or a homeless war veteran?
* After opening and building a figure of a man wearing a banana costume, he interprets the person to be Onision.
-->'''Max:''' Now, this one, I can safely assume is a costume and not actually a banana. Despite all the song and dance he may go through to convince you otherwise. (''clip of "I'm a Banana"'') Enough with ''that'' lunatic.
** Continuing from there, when he finds two doubles:
--->'''Max:''' There's another Onision. (''audio clip: I'm a banana.'') Yes, we know. We know.\\
[...]\\
'''Max:''' One banana. (''audio clip: I'm a banana.'') Yes, ''we know''.
* Looking at the hiker's map:
-->'''Max:''' He's going to the (''in a deep voice: '''Greeble Trail''''').
* While looking at the Ice Queen, he puts the dog owner's head and pirate's bald cap on the queen to make a Creator/BruceWillis custom.
-->"Okay, why did nobody tell me; Bruce Willis was in ''WesternAnimation/{{Frozen}}''!?"
* Upon seeing that the arctic explorer is winking:
-->"I don't know how I feel about her trying to [[BestialityIsDepraved fuck the penguins]], but to each their own I guess.
* Referring to the desert marauder figure as an "WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} bad guy" or "sand pirate", followed by him wondering if "sand pirate" is racist.
* His use of clips from [[WebVideo/EqualsThree Ray William Johnson]].
-->'''Max:''' I still can't wait to be schooled in the comment section below. (''clip of Ray saying: "In the comment section below" followed by one of him just saying "Below"'') Yes, I know Ray, you post on Facebook now.\\
[...]\\
'''Max:''' Now, based on this information, I would like you to go to the comment section below. Do it now. (''clip of Ray saying "Below" again'') Uh, yes. Thank you, Ray.
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jNo0E-4lVM Opening 32 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic5wvp6D724 Smashing Open 145 Smashers Frozen Egg Capsules (Series 4)]]]]
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%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBJ3N1SFKU Opening 60 Lego Minifigure Mystery Blind Bags! (Series 15)]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK0EjdsRrug Opening Mexican Bootleg Pokemon Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZpKvWvEMZQ Opening 36 Bargain Bin Mystery Toys]]]]
%%[[AC: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUJRLsypow8 These are the WORST Mario Movie Toys]]]]
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