- Aquaman to Namor, after the former drops an orca on top of the latter: "That's your weakness, Namor. You're too noble to cheat."
- Wolverine and Gambit stealing the Batmobile. Looks like Batman's not all that Crazy-Prepared after all...Nightwing: Man, I told you to buy The Clubnote , but nooo...
- Spider-Man, as Peter Parker,note asking Lois Lane out. She politely declines, and then:Lois: I'm engaged.
Clark Kent: [shows up behind Peter, who's about half Clark's size] To me.
Peter: Oh man, I didn't know. I'm sorry. Jeez, you could squash me like a bug, Clark.- After he leaves:Lois: Boy, he sure disappeared fast once you showed up.
Clark: Peter's a nice kid, Lois. He just didn't know you and I... [Jameson bursts in]
- After he leaves:
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