Funny / LEGO: The Adventures of Clutch Powers

• Bernie von Beam and Brick Masterton trying to rebuild the ship, with Brick just winging it, and Bernie, the expert, frustrated and correcting him on which proper pieces to use for which part. Their bickering will remind kids (or, more likely, AFOLs^note Adult Fans of Lego) of real life situations on how to build something with LEGO bricks themselves!
  • Also, Bernie hates it when Brick doesn't call Lego pieces by their proper names.
    (Bernie attempts to pull a black disk off a cart, when Brick walks in holding two Rack Winder Axles)
    Brick: Where do you want these doohickeys?
    Bernie: Those are called Rack Winder Axles. Stack them over there.
    (Brick tosses the Rack Winder Axles to a spot with Lego Bricks scattered)
    Bernie: In a neat pile!
    Brick: Ha! Technically, there's no such thing as a neat pile!
    (Bernie attempts to pull the disk off again, when Brick brings in three tyres)
    Brick: How 'bout these whatchamacallits?
    Bernie: (growing annoyed) That's a 40-tooth spur gear!
    Brick: Yeah, I'll put 'em over there with these other gizmos.
    (He tosses the 40-tooth spur gear to another spot, again in a not so neat pile. Bernie gets furious and attempts to pull the disk off.)
    Brick: (brings in two hinge rods) Oh! Uh, you need any more of these thingies here?
    Bernie: [angered] Those are called hinge rods! Not thingies, or doohickeys or whatchamacallits, OK?!
  • But then, Peg walks in.
    Peg: Can I have one of those thingies?
    Bernie: IT'S NOT A...! (pauses realizing who he's talking to, then grabs the hinge rods) Would you like a blue thingy or a red thingy?
    Peg: (takes the blue hinge rod) Brilliant. Well, I'm off. Cheers all.
    Bernie: Good luck with your... thingy!
    (Brick walks in holding the black disk Bernie was trying to pull off)
    Brick: Hey, I got that jazzamabob unstuck.
    Bernie: (growls)
• Brick belching loudly and blaming the onions, garlic, and beef burrito platter he had for lunch? A cliche and unfunny gag. But Bernie wondering why nobody told him they were serving beef burritos for lunch? Now that's funny!
  • This is followed up on later in the film when Hogar the Troll eats Clutch to protect him from Mallock's bumbling skeleton goons Skelley and Bones. Once Hogar escapes the duo and hides behind a fake wall...
  Clutch: (starts moving around in Hogar's stomach) Hey! Let me out of here!
  (Hogar vomits Clutch out, belching long and strong twice before doing so)
  Clutch: (disgusted) Did everyone order the burrito platter?
  Hagar: (burps again) With extra garlic.
• The team after the prisoners stole their ship:
  Peg: Who left the spaceship unlocked?
  Clutch: Uh, that would be me. (points at Brick) But Brick's the one who left the keys in the ignition!
  Brick: Yeah, (points at Bernie) but I didn't leave the operator's manual on the dashboard!
  Bernie: (points at Peg and bites his tongue) I wanted to guard the spaceship!
• The team attempts to build a new spaceship, but partially because they argue, the finished thing looks nothing like a spaceship and more like a rocket.
  Clutch: (groans) This is why I work alone.

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