- Clyde calling out the judge: "Do you have any idea what justice is? Whatever happened to right and wrong? Whatever happened to right and wrong!? Whatever happened to justice!? AND I BET YOU TAKE IT UP THE FUCKIN' ASS, BITCH!"
- The way Clyde says goodbye to Nick straight after the above rant. "See you later Nick!"
- Clyde asking Nick for a new bed results in this hilarious exchange between him and Dunnigan.Dunnigan: I believe those cots are bolted into the cells.
Clyde: (deadpan) Well, that's what wrenches are for ... dumbass.
Dunnigan's smile fades, stares dumbfounded. - When Clyde asks for silverware with his meal, he's given a spork.
- When Clyde stabs his cellmate to death, it's funny hearing some of the other inmates actually cheer him on, "Don't stop now, partner!" "Finish him!" "Take his head off!"
- The sheer amount of High-Pressure Blood that follows can also be darkly hilarious.
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