Funny: Lawrence of Arabia
- Lawrence singing "The Man Who Broke the Bank at Monte Carlo" in a canyon and enjoying all the echoes... only to realise someone else was watching/listening the whole time.
- After getting his new Arab clothes, Lawrence (out of sight of the camp, and thinking he's alone) takes a moment to strike a few dramatic poses and admire his reflection in his knife. Then he spreads his arms like wings and starts running around... once again, only to realise he's being watched.
- Auda abu Tayi: What are you doing, Englishman?
Lawrence: As you see.
- Auda offering insults:
Auda: Give thanks to God, Brighton, that when He made you a fool He gave you a fool's face.
- Lawrence enters a military bar in Cairo with his Arab servant, ignoring the racist looks being given to them as they order their drinks....
Lawrence: We want two large glasses of lemonade.Bartender: Th-This is a company of British officers!Lawrence: That's alright- we're not particular.