Funny / Kung Tai Ted

• At the end of the review of Tiger Love:
  Kung Tai Ted: That's all the time we have on the show today. This is Kung Tai Ted saying... I think I watched a snuff film. (Beat) Figured the Cinema Snob would be the first person that would happen to...
  • When he breaks out of character because he's confused over whether or not the scene with the boy getting attacked by the tiger was real. It also kind of brings up something disturbing.
• From his review of The Return of Street Fighter:
  This one's called the Tex Avery Wolf. *mimes panting like a dog*
• From his review of Golden Ninja Warrior:
  "The boys take their turns at fighting, and it is much less sexy. Think of how sexier my onscreen footage would be if I had a rockin' set of tits."
  • And:
  "I don't know what that move was called, so I'm just going to refer to it as 'unnecessary.'"
  • And:
  "Never try putting the moves on the girl who has the power to fly; she probably has other powers too that will surely kill you."