In A Lets Play of the game, on Level 2, the player, Research, decides to pick up a stick. The use of which becomes apparent when the voice diary of John Hammond. Once John says "Abra Cadabra", Research waves the stick in front of a Raptor. The Raptor notices and chases the player.
"This guy is coming at me and I'm no Harry Potter."
Any time Research Indicates spends a minute or so detailing his plan of killing a group of raptors, only for it to go horribly wrong within the first few seconds. Bonus points for when he decides to go "all Metal Gear Solid on this level."