"THE PIPE IS LEAKING. THE PIPE IS LEAKING."
everything will be ok
- The Brick Joke about Bill being afraid to touch fruit at the front of the aisle because it was at crotch-level with everyone else. Later on, his medication makes him hallucinate his worst fear about everyone in the supermarket.Narrator: Everyone in the supermarket looked like some sort of demon, and they all had gigantic, bacteria-ridden crotches buried in all the goddamn produce.
- "Bill picked up his new medication, went home, and masturbated for seven hours."
- "THE PIPE IS LEAKING. THE PIPE IS LEAKING. THE PIPE IS LEAKING."
- At the park, Bill is approached by a kid selling magazine subscriptions:Narrator: Bill looked at the magazine subscriptions for sale and angrily wondered why they didn't offer any Asian porn. Then he wondered why he wondered that.
i am so proud of you
- After Bill's half-brother Randall suddenly runs into the sea and drowns, the narrator simply says, "The other kids were surprised he could even run that fast."
- The sudden train collisions that three of Bill's relatives suddenly die from are a hilarious bit of Black Comedy.
it's such a beautiful day
- Bill tells his doctor that there's a fish living in his head, "possibly a trout."
- "I am in pain."
- "What in the hell is wrong with this mug?"
