Funny / Inferno Cop

• Episode One opens with a normal cop pathetically backing out of a hostage situation, stating that he'd rather be home and watching his illegally downloaded anime. As if on cue, Inferno Cop, in his car, plows through the normal cop and causes it to spontaneously combust on the the spot.
• An anime convention-exclusive episode has Inferno Cop landing in the middle of New Jersey next to a convention hall for inexplicable reasons (apparently Hellfire Boy and Sucy Mabavaran found out about what was going on in Jersey). He's tasked with stopping the con-goers, who have been divided between sickly-green zombie-looking subhumans and normal-looking humans, who've divided themselves on the issue of who was better: hardcore or casual anime fans. It comes to a head when Inferno Cop resolves the divide... by murdering both sides, followed by Inferno Cop and friends celebrating by chanting "New Jersey! Oi!" For about half a minute, before ultimately resulting in this moment:
  Inferno Cop: EVERYBODY IN THE FRONT ROW! NEW JERSEY! OI!
  • At which point, Inferno Cop got the actual audience of the panel the episode was screened at join in with every single character from the show to chant "New Jersey! Oi! New Jersey, Oi! ", for around 4 straight minutes.
• Episode 2 gives us the gem of the series:
  Baby: "I'm immune to your bullets!"
  Bullet ricochets off him.
  Inferno Cop: "So am I!"
  Bullet ricochets back.
  Baby: "WHA--"
  Explosion
  Inferno Cop: "He was a formidable opponent."
• The Reveal that Mister Judge...is a judge.
• F B I!
  • F B I!
    • SCALPEL!
  • F B I!
• Chance of Survival: 120%?!
• Soon, this entry will be wri—
  • Wonderful! This world is almost ours!
• The bullies:
  "HAHAHA WHAT A FAG! He's still wearing velcro shoes!"
• The final episode having the credits go for 8 straight minutes. The actual episode before this lasts for about 4 minutes.
• There was a second exclusive episode that also aired at the same New Jersey anime convention as the first one, in which Inferno Cop ends up battling a fairly controversial political figure in the US at the time. Afterwards, as a bit of a call back to the last time:
  Inferno Cop: HEY EVERYONE, IT'S TIME FOR THE AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM
  • At which point Inferno Cop gets the entire panel audience to start singing "AMERICA DAISUKI, HAMBURGER DAISUKI!" to the tune of the national anthem... For 5 whole minutes.