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  • Stella drawing on Aunt Anna's face when she had fallen asleep.
  • This exchange between Joe and Shark.
    Joe: Now, tell me all you know about this... divine cocktail, and I'll tell you about my great plans for you.
    Shark: SERVED IN OYSTER SAUC- (Joe forces his mouth shut)
  • After Fly, Stella, Chuck and Sasha have escaped:
    Joe: USELESS! THE PAIR OF YOU! YOU'RE NOT FIT FOR SUSHI! I sentence you to EXECUTION!
    Shark: Uhhh... what's that?
    Joe: Shark! Chew up that useless crab, and eat yourself when you're finished!
    Shark: YEA- (realises what Joe is trying to get him to do and growls at him)
    Joe: (Panicked) Uhh... I mean, um, that won't do, my mistake, no one has to execute themselves in a civilised society... YOU! (points to random fish)
    Fish: Uhh... who? Me?
    Joe: Yes, you! Because of your long and loyal service to me, I hereby appoint you Chief Executioner!
    Chief Executioner: Oh thank you sir! Oh thank you sir!! Oh thank you, thank you, thank you, than- (is eaten by Shark)
    Joe: Ehhh... on the other hand, we could just call it water under the bridge, a great leader is distinguished by his ability to forgive.
  • The antagonist of the film, one with scarily high intelligence for a fish after consuming little more than a drop of antidote, is named Joe.

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