Funny / Heated Storm Yields a Wild Horse's Heart

• When trying to do damage control after Ranma learns about her "moneymaker" reputation, Ranma casually gets the better of Nabiki by picking her pockets. When she realizes what he did, she is simultaneously terrified and aroused.
• When Kodachi learns that Ranma is Nabiki's fiance, she offers to wager Ranma's hand on her upcoming duel with Akane. Nabiki refuses, but instead mockingly offers to rent Ranma out for 300,000 yen. Kodachi promptly beans Nabiki in the face with a bundle of cash.
• When Genma hears that Ranma and Nabiki have been challenged to a Martial Arts Couples' Skating match, he goes into full Drill Sergeant Nasty mode and proceeds to put Nabiki through a small sample of his Training from Hell repertoire. Up to and including chasing Nabiki through the street with a bullwhip, whilst an enraged Soun & Akane try to chase him in turn.
• Nabiki tries to make Shampoo abandon her Kiss of Marriage with Ranma by revealing the "two Ranmas" are actually the same person. Shampoo promptly gives Nabiki her own Kiss of Marriage.
• After Shampoo saves Nabiki from being blown out of the 3rd floor window, Nabiki, mistaking her for Ranma, promptly gives her a thank-you kiss that leaves the Chinese Amazon just as stunned as her Kiss of Marriage left Nabiki.
• The first thing Nabiki does after seeing Genma has decided to include Shampoo in his morning routine of tossing Ranma into the koi pond and sparring with him? Grab her camera and start snapping shots of the voluptuous teen girl in her soaking wet silk clothes, whilst thanking her lucky stars.
• When Genma steals Ranma and Shampoo's breakfast and leads them on a race, Nabiki initially just plays Greek chorus... and then Genma both steals Nabiki's breakfast and insults the size of Nabiki's butt. Cue the Ice Queen of Furinkan High joining the effort to chase him down and beat him senseless.
• When Ranma finds his father beaten unconscious by Ukyo, his first reaction is to try and wake him up by shaking him like a ragdoll and yelling in his face. When Kasumi protests, Ranma points out that this is exactly what his father would do if the situations were reversed, and resumes shaking and yelling.
• Shampoo decides to embrace Ukyo as another co-wife, complete with mechanically reciting the same ritual she did when she "initiated" Nabiki earlier and then kissing Ukyo senseless. And then she chides Ranma that this will be the last wife he gets, because the marriage bed is already going to be too crowded, at which point Ukyo faints.
• Genma's punishment for engaging Ranma to Ukyo and then running off with Ukyo's dowry? Shampoo and Nabiki tattle on him to Soun, who proceeds to chase Genma off into the streets of Tokyo.
• Soun's reaction to Cologne:
  "The master! The master has returned as an okama!" Soun Tendo wailed in pure despair, before he fainted dead away.

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