A page for funny moments of hary potter drug dealer
- The extreme Rouge Angles of Satin of the story is sure to get some chuckles.
- The story starts with Dudley intimidating Harry by saying "harry potter, you are a freak and a wizard and i don't like you".
- Freddy and George telling Dudley he's a "fat hog" and he "should anorexia".
- Made funnier by the fact that Dudley's reaction to this insult is hanging himself.
- "'hary this is serous because you killed that boy you can never return to muggle' explained dumbeldore because he was car".
- Voldemort's way of speech is hilariously stupid.Harry: "i think we should start make our own drug"Voldemort: "thhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttt issssssssssssss aaaaaaaaaaa ggggggggggrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaattttttttt pppppppllllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn"
- Harry raping Ron and Hermione wouldn't be funny if it wasn't for the fact that 1) Harry somehow managed to rape both of them despite being outnumbered, 2) the narration describes it in an extremely casual way, and 3) Ron bluntly saying "I hat harry potter hes a rapist
