Funny / Halo 3

  • The "password" Easter Egg starring various characters from Red vs. Blue:
    • Easy / Normal:
      Tucker: Hey, open up!
      Doc: Password, please.
      Tucker: You gotta be kidding me! What password?
      Doc: The password so we don't open the door for Brutes.
      Tucker: Do I sound like a Brute to you?!
      Doc: Well, you could be held prisoner by Brutes.
      Tucker: If I was held prisoner by Brutes and knew the password, then the Brutes could just force me to tell you the password and you'd open the door for them.
      Doc: ...Okay, well now I'm definitely not gonna open the door.
      Tucker: But we need ammo!
      Doc: Well why don't you go ask your Brute buddies, then?
    • Heroic:
      Simmons: Hey, open up!
      Grif: Password.
      Simmons: What?
      Grif: Need the password!
      Simmons: You gotta be kidding me! What password?
      Grif: Password! They gave it out at the staff meeting fifteen minutes ago!
      Simmons: Meeting? What meeting?! I was out here!
      Grif: Not supposed to let anyone in without it.
      Simmons: If the staff meeting just ended, no one outside is gonna know the freakin' password! Now open up! We need ammo and the Chief is out here!
      Grif: ...Does he know the password?
    • Legendary:
      Church: Hey! Open up!
      Caboose: What's the password?
      Church: Password? Oh man, I forgot.
      Caboose: Forgot... what?
      Church: I forgot the password.
      Church: No. I mean, I forgot the password.
      Caboose: No, okay, see, you - you got it wrong again. See, you said the same thing as last time.
      Church: (sigh) I'm being serious; I don't know the password!
      Caboose:: No no, see, you changed the first part. See, that - that part was the right part. See, now you've got the whole thing wrong!
      Church: No! I forgot what the password is and I just need you to open the door!
      Caboose: ...Alright, c'mon, man, now you're just guessing!

  • There is a saying: "Spartans never die, they're just missing in action." John-117 ends up actually MIA at the end.