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Season 1
Episode 1 - Cloud, Corrin, and Bayonetta
- Cloud:
- The very first episode opens with Hades kidnapping Palutena mid-Guidance.
- Pit doesn't appreciate Hades "advice" on fighting Cloud.
Pit: I'm disgusted.- At the end of Cloud's segment, Hades mentions that he has a date with Aerith in the underworld.
- Corrin:
- Hades torments Pit and Viridi with spoilers for Fire Emblem Fates.
Hades: I like this show. - Bayonetta:
- It turns out that Bayonetta got into Smash because Hades rigged the Smash ballot.
- Hades and Bayonetta flirting, much to the disgust of Pit and Viridi.
- Opening:
- Palutena still thinks that Smash Bros is called Super Bash Sisters.
- Ganondorf:
- Hades mistakes Ganondorf for his grandfather.
- Viridi attempts to educate Hades on her "Ganon Canon."
- Shulk:
- Hades once again irritates Viridi with spoilers. This time for Xenoblade Chronicles 1.
- Ryu:
- The Ryu segment ends with Pit asking you to vote on your phones whether he gets punched in the face or wins the day, with phone numbers appearing on screen and a disclaimer telling you not to actually call those numbers.
- Opening:
- Viridi is bitter about not being playable.
- Hades notices the chemistry between Pit and Lucina and finds it sickening.
- Peach:
- Hades describes Peach as holding the record for "Lowest Days in Office."
- Hades let's out a torrent of Double Entendres which disgust Palutena.
Palutena: Ugh. Hades, please don't say things like that in front of Pit... or me... or us... I don't think anyone wants to hear it. - Rosalina:
- Luma souls apparently make a great breakfast cereal.
Palutena: I think we need a viewer discretion warning from here on out. - Lucina:
- Viridi and Palutena teasing Pit about his obvious crush on Lucina.
- Opening:
- Hades confirms that Chrom isn't going to escape mockery just because it's a different show.
- Fox:
- Pit's reaction to Viridi mocking the constant remaking of Star Fox 64.
Pit: [Dejected] Still, must be nice to have a lot of entries in your series. - Donkey Kong:
- Pit singing the DK Rap... badly.
Pit: "He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well! He's finally back to kick some tail! DK! Donkey Kong!"
Hades: What in the Underworld am I listening to? Pitty, have you delivered me a method of making the humans instantly go deaf? How thoughtful of you.
Pit: That is the DK Rap!
Hades: More like the CG Rap: The Corny Garbage Rap! - Robin:
- Chrom is still the target of mockery for not actually being in Smash. Special mention to the end.
Viridi: We've been over this before Chrom, you can't do anything until-Chrom: ROBIN. GETS. THE SMASH BALL. I know... now, if you'll excuse me.
- Opening:
- Pit and Dark Pit recreate the (in)famous faker scene from Sonic Adventure 2, complete with music so loud that none of the others can hear eachother.
Viridi: What the heck is going on!?Palutena: I don't know! Why is the music so loud!?Viridi: I have no idea what you just said!Palutena: I said: WHY IS THE MUSIC SO LOUD!Viridi: I don't know.Palutena: WHAT!?Viridi: WHAT!?Hades: WILL YOU TWO PUTZESBonus SHUT UP ALREADY!? You ruined my ugly rest!Palutena & Viridi: WHAT?!Hades: And what is wrong with the audio? It sounds like the 90s never left?Closed Captions: (and that's why SA2 is the best game ever) - Sonic:
- Hades starts the segment off on a high note, referring to Sonic as a "walking identity crisis."
Pit: That's a pretty blunt way to put it. - PAC-MAN:
- Hades is not impressed by Pit's Pac-Man impression.
- Mega Man:
- Hades points out that Nintendo treats Mega Man better than Capcom does. Palutena isn't sure that's a good idea, saying they're "treading on thin ice."
Palutena: We like Mega Man! We want Mega Man to stay, right? We don't want another... Solid Snake situation to happen.- Bonus points for this being Hilarious in Hindsight (well, even more hilarious) following Snake returning in Smash Ultimate.
- Pikachu:
- Phosphora basically takes over the show, severely ticking Hades off.
- Lucas:
- And then Viridi realizes that he basically spoiled Mother 3.
Viridi: I'll be right back... I've got a reset bomb with Hades' name on it and I THINK IT'S TIME TO USE IT! - Phosphora:
- A bit of Hilarious in Hindsight: Viridi and Palutena refer to Phosphora as unbeatable, which is true in Smash 4... but not in Ultimate, where assist trophies can now be damaged.
- Opening:
- Ike somehow manages to wander into the main cast's hangout, despite the fact that it is likely nowhere near his camp.
- Pit manages to rope Ike into guest starring on the show, much to his confusion.
Ike: [Sigh] What have I gotten myself into? - Captain Falcon:
- Captain Falcon could punch Hades in the face any time.
Pit: And you'd want that... why?Viridi: Personally, I'd welcome it. - Ike:
- Pit fanboying over Ike.
- Opening:
- Palutena discovers something awful and begins to panic because... a toy store is almost out of the Urbosa Amiibo. She immediately sends a baffled Pit out to pick one up before they're all gone.
- Marth:
- Viridi quite obviously crushing on Marth.
- Villager:
- When Hades brings up that Villager chops down trees, Viridi goes into rage mode and practically orders Pit to defeat Villager. Pit thinks she might be overreacting but...
Viridi: Say that again to my face and you'll face the wrath of my Bell Bag. - Wii Fit Trainer:
- Pit never skips leg day.
- Opening:
- The episode begins with the entire main cast singing the English opening to Kirby: Right Back at Ya!.
- Kirby:
- Hades apparently loves Kirby because he swallows up everything. He talks about it quite a bit, disturbing Pit.
Pit: This is upsetting me immensely. - King Dedede:
- Hades and Viridi taunting Pit over the fact that Dedede can fly and he can't.
- Meta Knight:
- Hades reminisces on the "good old days" when Meta Knight was top tier and tripping was a thing.
- Palutena tries to get Hades to stop because they're running out of spare fourth walls.
- Pit apparently never got the memo about tier lists and freaks out when Hades explains them. He's then even more confused when Hades brings up the Smash Wiki.
- Pit tries (and fails) to act indifferent when Hades mentions that he's relatively low tier.
- Introduction:
- Viridi invited Magnus to the watch party because, quote, "why not." Though according to Magnus, she didn't so much invite him as drag him in.
- Hades thought for sure that Mario wouldn't make it in.
- Viridi still has a crush on Link.
- Later, when she finds out that Toon Link and Young Link are also in the game she nearly passes out.
- She's also still crushing on Marth.
- Pit tries to sing the DK Rap, but he doesn't even get through the first line before Hades threatens to kick him out of the watch party.
- Hades refers to Sonic as "Sega's only successful IP mascot".
- While Viridi is crushing on Link and Marth, Pit is still fanboying over Ike.
- The cast absolutely freaks when Snake appears and then freaks even more when the now iconic "Everyone is Here" appears on the screen.
- Pit and Dark Pit are apparently Roy fans.
Pit & Dark Pit: Roy's our boy! Roy's our boy!- And, of course, Palutena, Viridi, and Pit are huge Mega Man fans.
- Echo Fighters:
- Viridi finds the fact that Daisy got in before Waluigi hilarious.
- Ridley's Trailer:
- Hades upon seeing the "not actual gameplay footage" disclaimer.
Hades: Oh thank heavens for that reminder. It's not like we were expecting anything halfway decent.- And then when Ridley shows up.
- As soon as the trailer ends, Magnus runs off to try and ride Ridley, even though the game's not out yet.
Viridi: Depends on when you're watching this video.- Pit asks Palutena if she'll help him fight Ridley. Her answer doesn't reassure Pit at all.
- Chrom's Trailer:
- None of the cast are impressed by Chrom getting in, with Phosphora figuring it's just a pity vote. Chrom on the other hand...
Chrom: I! Don't! Care! I'm in now! And there's nothing you can do to bring me down! Not even you, Viridi! And I'm taking this as a victory! Who's laughing now, Viridi!? Me! Hahahahaha! - Simon and Richter's Trailer:
- Pit is the only member of the cast that really cares about Luigi.
- Magnus is completely baffled as to how Richter can be in the same game as Simon, his ancestor.
- Hades wants to know if Luigi's soul is still up for grabs.
Viridi: Too soon, Hades. - King K. Rool's Trailer:
- Dedede leaves everyone confused after he's revealed to have been posing as K. Rool to mess with the Kongs. Of course, this doesn't last long.
- Hades suggests that K. Rool keeps all his weapons in his big belly, once again confusing Magnus.
Magnus: That... doesn't make any sense.Hades: It's a video game, Muscle Boy. Nothing ever makes sense.
Season 2
Season 2, Episode 1 - Link, Roy, and Magnus?!
- Opening:
- The only way to free Viridi and Hades from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is to dismiss their spirits. Arlon seems to have a bit or trouble actually finding them, however. Likely a very familiar feeling to anyone who has collected way too many spirits.
- Pit and Dark Pit got a different voice actor for this season and the slight voice change as a result is lampshaded, with Viridi chalking it up to getting the snot beat out of them in Ultimate. Both Dark Pit and Pit deny this, saying they've always sounded this way.
- Phosphora wastes all her time taunting to "intimidate the enemy", despite the fact that they're playing against CPUs.
- Pit doesn't noticed that he's been freed from the game immediately, so he spends a few seconds screaming.
- Arlon says there's a simple explanation for the whole debacle and then:
One not so very simple explanation later.Arlon: ...And that's why we're all standing here today.Everyone: [Simultaneous expression of understanding and confusion]- Pit frees Pandora, despite everyone's protests, and Dark Pit immediately gets the hell out of dodge.
- Hades immediately asks Arlon to trap Pandora in a bubble, which he does, much to Pandora's annoyance.
Pandora: I swear you are all on my to-kill list. - Link
- Magnus' attempts at being helpful draw Hades' ire.
Hades: We don't do that here. - Roy
- Pit comments that Roy's face looks a bit soft to be an army commander. Magnus and Hades point out that he's not all that masculine either.
- Magnus
- Pit tries to defend Magnus against Hades' insults by telling him about how Magnus gave him a run for his money. According to Hades, that's not a high bar.
- Opening:
- The opening is a recreation of the opening scene from Hotel Mario with Pit, Dark Pit, Palutena, and Hades, except that Dark Pit keeps breaking character whenever Pit calls him Pittoo.
- Mario:
- Hades refers to Mario as "Nintendo's Biggest Sell-Out". He also says Mario's name in a bad Italian accent.
- Apparently Hades can't get his hands on Mario's soul because he keeps getting revived by 1-up mushrooms. This has made him more than a little bitter.
- Luigi:
- Hades on Luigi:
Hades: Oh look who it is, it's the walking, talking inferiority complex.Pit: Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave.- Pit apparently never heard about Mario Is Missing!, the reason being that, according to Hades, nobody talks about it. Hades leaves it at that, which is ironic, since he's the one who brought it up.
- Hades suggests that Pit pretends to be a ghost to scare Luigi. And also because he wants to see Pit get sucked into Luigi's vacuum.
