- "And this is a huge slab of awesome synthesizers! *whistle* *whistle* *whistle*-*whistle* *whistle* *whistle*"
- The whole of his bio on his website. The amount of time he spends introducing the bio before getting to the subject is funny on its own!.
- In his own Massive Multiplayer Crossover version of "Somebody That I Used To Know" — "Somebodies: A YouTube Orchestra" — at the 3:52 mark, the musician in a parody video of the many excellent "team of people playing one guitar" videos exclaims, as around his frame a multitude of many-folk-single-guitar videos are shown, "This is ridiculous. Nobody can play a whole guitar by themselves!" The video immediately cuts to someone doing just that, and superbly.