Funny / Going in Style (2017)

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• The ENTIRETY of the value town robbery. ALL OF IT.
  • Al immediately gets tired of waiting in the hot car and goes into the store. In the middle of the shoplifting attempt.
  • Their plan is to steal supplies to make Cordon bleu. Willie then rebels and tells Joe he's gonna get a Chicken roast instead, to Joe's objections.
    Joe: Stick to the plan!
  • Also, the one Precision F-Strike in a PG-13 film is fulfulled by one old shopper when her mobility scooter is stolen by Joe during the getaway.
    Shopper: Where the fuck is my basket?
  • And Joe trying to convince Willie to get in.
    Joe: Jump in the basket.
    Willie: Who the hell do you think I am? E.T.?
    Joe: Willie, jump in the bloody basket!
    Willie: I’m not getting in no bloody basket!
    (The security guard whistles. Both of them look behind them in a collective Oh, Crap! moment. Cut to Willie in the basket with Joe driving away.)
  • And then Al promptly gets chased by another guard for no reason.
    Security guard: Halt!
    Al: What are you chasing me for?
    Security guard: Halt!
    Al: I heard you the first time.
    Security guard: Don't make me tase you!
    (Al stops and promptly raises his hands)
    Al: This is not an admission of guilt. I'm just tired.
  • Also, this line from the store manager after they were caught.
    Store Manager: You were gonna make a Cordon bleu with chicken thighs? That's a crime in of itself.
  • And to end the scene off, we get this funny exchange between the three as they leave.
    Al: Yeah, couple of great friends I got. You just made me an accomplice to a robbery!
    Joe: We never asked you to do anything.
    Al: I drive you there. I drive you back. That makes me a getaway driver.
    Willie: Oh, don't flatter yourself. You drive like my grandmother, and she drove a horse and buggy.
    Al: That's a good one. Just for that you can walk home.
    (They get to the car. Al stops them from getting in as he gets in himself.)
    Al: Don't touch my car. Don't get in the car.
    Willie: You're not going to make us walk.
    Al: Hell I'm not. Oh, boy. You guys are going to be great bank robbers. You just got busted robbing Value Town. Oh-ho.
    (Al drives off.)
    Willie: I hate when he's right.

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