Funny: Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: Echoes of Time
When you find out that the people of your village, save Sherlotta, are actually ghosts, one of them, feeling as if he's a father to the PC, says that he can throw you in the air and rub you with his mustache (or something like that). You get four choices for your response: "Er, thanks, but no thanks.", "No way.", "I'd rather put my head in a bee hive.", and "Why don't you ever shave?" Then, he says you don't need to be shy. Your choices: "This is harassment.", "Touch me and I'll sue you.", "I'll sic my dog on you.', and "I'm going to get a restraining order."
Really, it's worth your time to stop and talk to the NPCs whenever you pass through the Town or Village, since their conversations are usually packed with these.
And it's worth doing so again when Sherlotta joins you. No-one really knows what to make of her and some are outright scared.