Fairy Fencer F, as a Compile Heart game, has PLENTY of jokes. Let's start at the top....
Original game
- Fang's laziness is practically an endless source of funny.Fang: Man, I'm starving. I wish someone would donate me some bread.
- Upon being told it is his duty to do an epic quest to save The Goddess, he simply has this to say. "Nope." And then he walks away.
- The only reason why he doesn't bother with his duty in the first place: he only pulled out the sword just to try to get a wish for food granted.
- Then he assumes that he can get away with stealing food because he has the Fury, which gets him in jail. His excuse? "I just thought it was a free sample!"
- And his thoughts on prison, when Eryn breaks him out:
Fang: I know exactly where I am: Heaven! Seriously, I can eat as much food as I want, and I can sleep whenever I want too! - Fang is so clueless of being The Chosen One he either screws up the Transformation Sequence ("Fairice!") or mistakes magic as making food appear instead of killing his enemies.Fang: Monkfish, foie gras, roasted meat... that's the stuff I wanna eat! Come on, food!(Beat)Fang: Hey, I think your magic's busted.
- Fang's condition for going on the entire journey.Fang: I'm the only one who chooses my fate, even if I have to will it into existence.Eryn: Wow, that soundes really cool for some reason! But... what does it mean?(music abruptly stops)Fang: Basically, I'm gonna eat when I wanna eat, and I'm gonna sleep when I wanna sleep.
- Tiara's reaction
to Fang's insults. - Eryn asks if Fang has any spirit. He replies that he took a "spirited dump" that morning.
- At the beginning of the game and again when Fang and Eryn travel back in time, Tiara is accosted by a guy called "Hoodlum Fencer" who describes himself as a "low-level hoodlum." When this happens again in a subevent in Zelwinds City, she comments "This must be deja vu. Or maybe walking stereotypes are just common everywhere."
- To quote another thug: "I'm not just gonna be a low-level bandit. I'm gonna be a HIGH-level bandit!"
- Fang and Galdo peeing together at Bui Valley.Galdo: Hey Fang, wanna make it interesting by going together?Fang: Heck yeah, just don't cross the streams!
- In Advent Dark Force, after being thrown into the past, Eryn tries to get Fang to create common ground between him and Ethel, who basically only communicates by saying "kill" over and over. Fang immediately walks up to her and tries to imitate her speech pattern.
- Tiara bilks Fang into letting her join the party by telling him that she's taking him to an inn with a "Five-Star Chef." It turns out the innkeeper and cook carries the last name of Five-Star, making her Mrs. Five-Star and a "Five-Star Chef."Fang: What kind of stupid joke is that!?
- Eryn creates a new word to describe Tiara's being turned on by Fang's verbal abuse - "tsundomasochistic."
Advent Dark Force
- In the Vile God timeline, you can have Eryn speak with a young girl villager who asks if Sherman is her boyfriend. She replies that it's not like that, and the villager comments that it's more like Friends with Benefits, prompting Eryn to ask just where she learned such a phrase.
- In the Vile God timeline, the party journeys into the Vile God to rescue an absorbed Tiara and finds her mostly naked. Harley says the boys should look away and when Fang is slow on the uptake, Eryn hits him in the eyes. He is then treated to excuses as to why it's okay for the other guys in the party to look, such as Sherman, who "doesn't have an indecent bone in his body" and Soji, who as a fairy "doesn't get those kinds of creepy impulses." When Fang asks about Apollonius, however, Karin admits that he's doing everything he can to keep his eyes closed, with the scene cutting to him squeezing his eyes shut tightly and chanting "Worldly desires begone, worldly desires begone, worldly desires begone...", causing Ethel to comment that he's surprisingly perverted.
- In the Vile God timeline, the party enters the Very Definitely Final Dungeon, the Dasklight Ruins, and Harley and Eryn begin a discussion about the possibility of fully reviving the Goddess's powers to counter the Vile God, but Eryn admits that she's not even sure what to do and that she needs the help of Fang.Eryn: Huh? Speaking of which, where *is* Fang? He was here just a second ago...Fang: Sorry about that! Nature calls, ya know? And once I got started, it just wouldn't stop. Honestly, I think I set a personal record.Eryn: You're ruining the dramatic tension! Are you taking this seriously at all!?Fang: Whaddya want me to do!? When you gotta go, you gotta go! What, you want a partner who pees himself in the middle of a fight!?Eryn: Well, no...I definitely wouldn't want that.
- In the Evil Goddess timeline, Fang discovers in a subevent Ethel trying to kill Harley, which seemingly doesn't make sense because all of that was supposed to be sealed away, as Pippin had taught Ethel how to behave normally. Then Bahus shows up and explains that Harley had gone a little too far in trying to examine Karin and made Karin cry, which Ethel saw. Suddenly, everything makes sense to Fang and he suggests to Ethel "Why don't you just kill her halfway?"Harley: What!? Getting killed halfway doesn't sound much better! You're just gonna abandon me to her!?Fang: Stuff it. Don't drag me into dumb crap like this.Bahus: He's right. It might be good for you to feel some pain like that at least a few...hundred times.
- In the Vile God timeline, after rescuing Tiara, there are 3 sub events where Soji, Harley and Lola mention Tiara being naked inside the Vile God.Lola: You must be pretty bummed, huh Fang? You didn't get to check out Tiara's naked body.Fang: I wouldn't wanna see it even if she offered.Lola: Really? What if I was the one offering? I'd expect fair compensation, of course.Fang: Jeez, you're practically a kid. You shouldn't be saying stuff like that.Tiara: Er, well...I did want to thank you, but I also wanted to confirm something. When you saved me, you may have seen me, um, naked.Soji: I did see you naked, yes. Considering the situation at the time, I can only ask that you forgive me.Tiara: S-So you did see it! I know it was an emergency, but...!Soji: Please, do not worry. As I already said, I have absolutely no interest in the female body.Tiara: Nng... Then I guess It's okay. But that doesn't change the fact that you saw...Harley: The look I got at you while we were saving you was very pleasing to the eye.Tiara: Oh...Harley: I generally have no interest in anyone's naked body, let alone a member of the same sex, but it was quite a sight regardless. Yes indeed...Tiara: U-Uh, well...if it made you happy... It's kind of embarrassing, but we *are* both women...Harley: Actually...I also a picture of you. ...If I told you that, how would you react?Tiara: O-Oh, that was just a joke. You're quite cruel! If such a record of such immodesty did exist, I'm afraid I would have no choice but to...Harley: It's my turn to thank you. I now have a good point of reference for the sensitivity of the average woman. Well, see you later!
Refrain Chord
- One particular CG◊ shows Marianna leaning over to get a better look at the book Harley is showing her...while Fang is squished in-between them, with their well-endowed chests pressed against his arms. The face he makes shows just how uncomfortable he finds this situation.
