Funny / Encino Man

• Stoney and Link "wheezing the juice".
  • When Link is kicked out of the convenience store, he comes back in wearing sunglasses and says "I'll be back".
• While Dave and Stoney clean him up, Link chugs down a bottle of aftershave and starts drooling it out in disgust.
  • Also during the montage, Link tries to swallow toothpaste, but Dave blocks it with the toothbrush.
• "That was not cool at all, you guys. You know, you could have hurt his pancreas or something like that."
• Link and Stoney harassing a guy in a panda suit.
• During the trip to the Museum of Natural History, the teacher is talking about how the sabretooth cat would regularly eat cavemen. Cue Link screaming.
• After Link is defrosted, he gets hit in the face by a rake, strikes up an awkward friendship with the dog, scares the mailman, then tosses out the parcel he'd delivered because Link only cared about the string and tried to pick a fight with a garbage truck.
• When Dave and Stoney come home, they find most of the house is covered in clay. For some reason Stoney tastes some of it on the TV screen.
  • Earlier, Link drinks some water from the sidewalk gutter, and sees a little white ball rolling by. After a brief pause, Link resumes drinking and then spits in disgust.
• When the police barge in at the bar (looking for the four teens):
  Bartender: Police! Inmigración! (Cue almost everyone running in panic, implying that they're all illegal immigrants)
  
  Dave: Stoney, take Robyn home!
  [Stoney belch at his face]
  Dave: Robyn, take Stoney home!
  
  Dave: Come on, Link! Get down! We're gonna get busted!
  Officer: You are busted.
  Dave: Get off, man!
• Link eating dog food, which grosses out Dave's dad, while Stoney acts like it's no big thing.

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