Torneko Taloon! The mighty Lethal Joke Character!
- Also, there are a few times in the DS version when he appraises female clothing, like the Magical Skirt, that brings out a few laughs. The way he appraises the Dream Blade and pretends to fall asleep is priceless!
- Asking him to appraise horse manure will, unsurprisingly, annoy the crap out of him.
Torneko: Fer the love o' - What are y'at, stickin' that in me face!? 'Tis about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Now get up the yard with it!