Funny / Dark Simpsons

• Any time a scene cuts to an ambulance.
• "Homer Wins a Motorboat":
  • Homer's call to get a free motorboat turns out to be a ruse for Chief Wiggum to rape him. Homer later ends up getting his revenge... because he didn't get his motorboat!
  • After shooting Wiggum, Homer breaks into the hospital and prods a sleeping Clancy with his really long stick. And that's when Dr. Hibbert walks in.
    Dr. Hibbert: Good Lord!
    Homer: ...Uh-oh.
• In "Homer's Snuggle Socks", the scene where Homer meets Chief Wiggum disguised as a hooker is briefly interrupted by himself providing commentary.
  Homer: I wanna set the record straight. I thought the cop was a prostitute.
• "Homer Catches Bart With Cigarettes":
  • The thumbnail implies that the plot involves Homer punishing Bart by making him smoke every cigarette. It turns out Bart was testing the effects of smoking on Santa's Little Helper, and Homer's okay with it.
    Homer: That's my boy. (takes a sip) Mmmm... beer.
  • When Ned Flanders sees the Simpsons cooking and serving their dog, he frantically calls the cops. Once they get there, they promptly join the family's dog-burger dinner.
• "The Simpsons Lose Their House":
  • After the Simpsons are evicted, Moe buys their former home at auction. How much does he bid? "Half a buck!"
  • While the Simpsons plan on how to get back at Moe, they all suggest setting the house on fire. Unlike in the episode from where the clip originated, Marge is okay with the plan.
• "Bart Drinks Good Squishee": After ruining Krusty's career to the point of permanent cancellation, and let's just say the kids holding true to their promise of killing themselves if Krusty went off the air in a ritual of passing around poisoned Squishees, Marge victory krumps to Celebrate, complete with Al Gore muttering "I Will" in-between verses.
• "The Krusty Comeback Special":
  • The special opens with Krusty performing in front of an all-Asian audience.
    Krusty: Once in a great while, we are privileged to experience a television event so extraordinary, it becomes part of our shared heritage. (puts in a pair of buck teeth) ME SO SOLLY!
  • After the act unsurprisingly bombs, Krusty suggests they roll some clips. Of course, the first one that comes up is the Krusty Komedy Klassic.
• "Bart Becomes Krusty's Assistant" has Bart being hired as Krusty's assistant - which involves being a Sex Slave. When Bart is reluctant to tell Homer, Homer pries a bit further, so Bart turns around and drops trou. Cue 3D Homer shouting "HOLY MACARONI!" into a bottomless hole.