Funny / Dark Lord Jadow 1

• In his Iron Man 2 review, it's said that Iron Man and Black Widow act like they don't know each other despite the video game taking place after the movie where Black Widow stars. Jadow's explanation? Tony probably got blackout drunk and totally forgot who Black Widow is.
  • This gets expanded upon later when a glitch makes Iron Man constantly hold his hand up, prompting Jadow to assume he's either trying to grope any woman who pass by or he's still drunk. He assumes the latter when an enemy glitches through a floor.
  • The fact that in order to die in the game, he had to stand still for twenty four seconds... at point-blank range in front of a tank.
• His note that Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade actually has 35 games, coming to the conclusion that the devs knew at least 5 games were shit and decide to not include them.
• Carmageddon 64:
  • The way he describes the actual story for the game:
    We used to be a brainless racing game where you could run over pedestrians in the middle of a race, but parents threw a bitch-fit. Now the pedestrians are replaced with zombies to keep the censors at Nintendo happy and we had to write some malarkey about a zombie apocalypse to cover the change. Because what are the odds that zombie games are going to become an exhausted and lazy cliche in the next 15 years or so, amirite?
  • The Spider-Car song.
  • Anytime he tries to get across one particular jump.
• Superman 64 (Gameboy):
  • Using the original Gameboy features, he changes the background color to brown, the color of shit!
• The part of his Metroid: Other M review when he talks about the concentration mechanic. He shows a clip from the famous Pop it don't drop it video.

  Oh, hey guys, don't shoot me for a few seconds. I need to stand still and recover... AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!! YOU GUYS ARE DICKS!!!!

• His Hercules: The Legendary Journeys review when he talks about you saving the game by talking to the scribes. "What exactly is the scribe writing in that book anyway?" Then he pretends to be one:

  "And thus, Hercules went into town and he did smash open the town's barrels of beer, and he did drink the town's entire supply of alcohol and verily did Hercules become completely shit-faced. And thus, Hercules went to do battle with the fearsome cyclops while in this intoxicated state, whereupon he became known as Beercules, the god of bar fights! And once the battle was consummated, Hercules had a hangover the likes of which man could not conceive! So he requested his friend Iolas to continue the journey in his stead."

• The Spider-Car song gets a reprise in his Big Rigs review.
• During the opening to his Batman: Arkham Origins Blackgate review, he goes on a tirade about what he'll have to do to play the then upcoming Batman Arkham Knight, resulting in this dialogue.

  DLJ1: So I don't want to hear shit about Bayonetta 2 being a Wii U exclusive when Wii U owners are getting screwed like a prison bitch by everyone else in the industry you entitled, whiny shits.

• In his The Order: 1886 and Star Wars Battle Front II 2017 reviews, he hosts everybody's favorite game show: "You're a Dumbass!"
  • Any time the game show is brought up expect a laugh.
• His Kermit The Frog scream combined with him shaking his cursor all over the place trying to win the Hanky Panky game in Minute To Win It.
• The final boss in Unknown City decides to leave. Thus causing Jadow to quit at last.
  Jadow: "The hell did he go? He was standing there on top of those houses and now he's gone. He's buggered off."
• In the Knack II review, we see the return of "You're a Dumbass!" This one stars all the main cast and it ends in a five-way tie.
• During his Space Camp review, he starts to sing a song to make the game even a little more fun. That's not the funny part. That occurs when some text appears saying where did the rocks he needs go thus implying that the game is so broken it can't even do the one thing it forces the player to do and it fails because it can't even spawn the rocks they need.
• In the Spider-Man 2 (PC) review, he refers to Aunt May as "[Peter's] surrogate mother-figure". An issue of Trouble (Marvel Comics)^note Which infamously tried to retcon in that Aunt May was Peter's biological mother suddenly appears, and Jadow loses it.
  "You. Shut. Your Trash. Mouth."
• During ‘’Mindjack’’ Jadow notices that after completing levels, the only weapon Jim has left is his starter pistol. His explanation? Jim throws out his weapons every time he completes a level. Complete with a live-action reenactment where a heavily-armed Jadow spontaneously decides to toss all his bigger guns despite knowing the world-threatening stakes.
  • Everything about the multiplayer. From the unbalanced matches to the constant crashes if you don’t have perfect internet.
  • Everything about the stupidity of the AI partners is hilarious but two examples stand out.
  • After getting shot down, Jadow goes to mindhack Lyle but unfortunately, Lyle somehow got himself in the previous area and since there’s no one else to mindhack, Jadow has to restart the stage.
  • Then there’s what happens during a boss bonanza. During the battle, Rebecca walks into Jim’s rockets and gets them both killed. Jadow’s reaction is what sells it.
• In the Batman Begins game review, he points out how stupid it is that scared thugs immediately drop their guns. Cue a skit where he shows what would really happen: The thug blind-fires around him in a panic, runs out of ammo, and is thus still helpless.
• In his Superman 64 review, he ends up encountering a game crash on the difficult and convoluted final level, leading to a priceless rage fit. And when he wins, he discovers the A Winner Is You ending. His reaction is one hell of a sight to behold...
  Jadow: The game literally ends, with Lex Luthor LAUGHING in YOUR FACE, and then it's over. (Beat) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!