Funny / Criminal Girls

• The fact that your player character became a Program Instructor in Hell completely by accident. He thought he was signing up to be a volunteer zookeeper for the summer.
• During Sako's final wish, she barters with a sealed gate on exactly something precious of hers that she'll have to give up and eventually settles on cocoa. The player character monologues that he really doesn't know how to react.
  • During Tomoe's final wish, she barters with another sealed door by flashing her cleavage at it. And it works.
  • It gets funnier when it's taken into account that these doors are supposed to be sentient manifestations of doubt and paranoia with the sole purpose of making people mistrust one another.
• Shin's ending wherein old habits die hard for her in that she isn't spending all of her time in an MMO but she still uses the terminology in her regular speech like, "Reaching the maximum level of fun," and "Conquering every area," at the aquarium. It's admittedly pretty cute too.
• After rescuing Himekami and Miu in post-game, the group is ready to return to the mortal world and everyone is excited, though Shin mentions that something goes wrong every time they get excited like that. She's right, as Shaitan makes its appearance right there.
• Some of the character banter when they engage in co-op attacks. One crowning example is Ran accidentally calling Sako Yuko and quickly correcting herself while Sako, very likely used to it, nonchalantly replies with, "My name is Sako," while punching the enemy.
  • Alice has unique call outs when suggesting a co-op attack with certain pairs of girls. She leads a co-op with Ran and Tomoe by declaring, "Summoning boobies...!", Shin and Kisaragi with "Summoning tsunderes...!" and Yuko and Sako with "Summoning sisters...!"
• Another Shin moment:
  Ran: "Himekami, how did you get so weak when you joined us?"
  Himekami: "I really don't know..."
  Shin: "When a strong ally joins, the Law of Balance takes effect."
  Tomoe: "Law of Balance?"
  Shin: "...Never mind."
• Miu's first three wishes once she becomes a party member are her trying in vain to show off to the protagonist by teaching him more about Hell.
  • Her first wish ends with the protagonist locked in a cell for six hours because Miu forgot to tell him they automatically lock and she lost her key card.
  • In her second wish, she talks more about the Reformation Program. Successful instructors make upwards of 4,000 dollars/400,000 yen an hour. The protagonist laments that he accidentally volunteered.
  • Her third wish has her lecturing the protagonist about the nature of Convicts in areas that they supposedly cannot enter. She's interrupted mid-sentence by a weak convict attacking.