Funny / Coveralls

• One man leans against a "large blue environment" while wearing "office trash" at the beginning.
• The first thing Scully does is "sigh into" the office.
• Mulder tells Scully that the old woman he talked to on the phone was a ghost and "I'm guessing that's an X-File." Scully dismisses him by saying that it's "science. Believe it or not." Then, they start talking about religion.
• Scully has a "knife office", in which a cop looks at her and then turns into her.
• Scully knocking Mulder slightly on the bottom while wearing a potato.
• The agents laughing at a frame, which then reveals a "diagram" of Scully looking terrified.
• One of the scene cuts is described as a "rainbow cut".
• Scully lying in her car and demanding Mulder "ignore the obvious while simultaneously smoking".
• Mulder sitting in the water cooler for no reason. Then, Scully writes on his face.
• The beeping bag of goo which Scully hangs over a wine glass for some reason.
• A shadowy figure uses its "lights for eyes" to undress Mulder. Then, the agents try to take a photo of it by getting into their camera, which understandably breaks.
• Scully explaining that haloperidol is deadly poison... then adding that she thinks it's beautiful.
• Mulder claiming to be two agents parked outside the office.
• Mulder and a newspaper man playing loud music, accompanied by sounds of mooing. When Scully tells them to turn it down (because of the files in her car for some reason), he replies, "Relax. It's not like it's a bad piece of sushi." Also, during the same scene, Mulder shouts, "New Hampshire is a lie!".
• Mulder telling a guy in a bar that he likes human flesh, and "if you think it's ridiculous, I think you're mistaken."
• When Mulder claims that the idea of monkeys having vestigial tails is not a hoax, Scully disses his theories as being "for the fish"... then instantly claims that "the cause of death was a spaceship".
• This nonsensical line from Mulder:
  Mulder: "It's a conspiracy: if pizza was the problem, literally everyone eating chickens would need a complete autopsy."
• Mulder claiming everyone is an animal living in his body. Soon after, it's revealed that he has a tattoo of a dead cow on his knees.
• Scully chastising Mulder for lying about "the boy you got that waterbed from" because "he's not a botanist and he fed his fish this morning."
• The final Original Character is named Cap'n Toby.

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