The town of Aldra, where Simon isn't able to get from one side of the town to the other without getting hit on repeatedly by prostitutes. "I've been waiting for a good looking guy like you." "Meet me at midnight on the river bank."
"Get a silk bag from the graveyard duck to live longer." The best part is that it's not mistranslated or a case of missing punctuation; the original Japanese line uses the word "ahiru," which can refer to nothing other than the waterfowl.
It can be amusing when a boss is "demoted" from a particularly powerful enemy to a significantly lesser one, and this game does that...with Death of all characters. The first boss and not even REQUIRED to be fought at all, you can just waltz past him, get the body part, and stroll out while he's slowly hovering down towards you. In fact, this video spoof of the first two games hilariously captures what you can imagine Death thinking at this point after being That One Boss from the previous game.
Death: BELMONT! We meet again at last! Though you may have beaten me once before...he-HEY! Where do you think YOU'RE GOING!? I'm talking to you here, you rude miscreant! Oh there you are again...you know, that was pretty rude of you to-HEY COME BACK HERE!! Don't think I'm finished with you!
spoof of the first two games hilariously captures what you can imagine Death thinking at this point after being That One Boss from the previous game.Death: BELMONT! We meet again at last! Though you may have beaten me once before...he-HEY! Where do you think YOU'RE GOING!? I'm talking to you here, you rude miscreant! Oh there you are again...you know, that was pretty rude of you to-HEY COME BACK HERE!! Don't think I'm finished with you!