History Funny / CartoonLover98

'''Voiceover:''' ''*as camera zooms in on an {{UsefulNotes/SNES}}*'' [[CaptainObvious THE SUPER NINTENDO ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM]]\\

** "At the UsefulNotes/PlayStation, [[BrokenRecord Thomas's driver, Thomas's driver, Thomas's - Thomas's - Thomas's driver]] told the Fish Controller what had happened."

'''Michael Angelis:''' The fog horn was crushed.

--->'''Girl''': Indian '''Indian''' ([[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Apu]] flashes about during the second mention of "Indian") what th'''ijdsdjisohd'''s is? ''(gesturing to a stump)''\\

** Barney getting shocked by lightning, then an InMemoriam message appears while the theme from ''{{Film/Titanic 1997}}'' plays.

** Someone getting their head crushed by a anvil.

''*cut to [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros Mario]] [[BrotherSisterIncest getting a blow job from Luigi]]*''\\

'''Homer:''' You stupid, goddamn sluls!

--->'''Bear:''' [[StupidStatementDanceMix "Everywhere you look. Everywhere you look. Everywhere you everywhere you everywhere you...]]'''Quart:''' "[[WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy NO!]]"

'''Bear:''' [[StupidStatementDanceMix Everybody has one, everybody has one, ever ever everybody has one.]]

''(Lisa does her native dance, only for sirens to sound with the caption "CHILD NUDITY ALERT!!!", after which [[{{Series/Dateline}} Chris Hansen]] appears)'' [[labelnote:note]] Though the DVD Commentary of the original episode confirmed that Lisa isn’t actually naked but wearing a skin-colored leotard to give the allusion that she’s naked. [[/labelnote]]

--->'''Marge:''' A Pony?"\\
'''Bart (wearing a [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]] hat):''' "Yeah, they're cool!"

'''Marge:''' (shakes the empty money jar exponentially violently)\\

** ♪"Barney's penis is short and stout..."♪

** During the title sequence, the narrator gets frustrated when Thomas doesn't show up. Thomas then rushes in, apologizes, and explains that [[ADateWithRosiePalms he was masturbating]].

** Homer [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating in the restroom]].

** Roz spying on Mike [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbating]].

(Patrick envisions [=SpongeBob=] speaking gibberish, and shows him in the theme song for ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipisMagic'', complete with a ponyfied [=SpongeBob=], which Patrick [[ADateWithRosiePalms clops to]]).

** During the scene where the bird inflates, a montage of inflation fan art appears, including pictures of [[WesternAnimation/TuffPuppy Kitty Katswell]], [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Amy Rose]], and [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]], with a caption above them all that says, '''[[Website/DeviantArt DEVIANTART]] IN A NUTSHELL.''' [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SpongeBob]] then [[ADateWithRosiePalms masturbates]] to these pictures.

''HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA''

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S7VO99XZQo&list=UUvC4xAp36Rfx3GIiXQHYecA Hummer Shitson's Pussy Fetish]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8C__-wyn4c Penis and Sperm Adopt an African Child]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mF-WZVgB4 Who Framed Rog Rabbit]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFllHLz6unM The Phat Kuntroller's Groin Smells Like Fish]]

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QWiY76merU Unfinished Simpsons Poop]]

** "Let go of mommy's ea-" *rips her entire ear off*

--->'''Didi:''' (on a walkie-talkie) All men please report to base immediately!!\\

'''Didi:''' [[SensoryAbuse OVER!!!]]

''[[WebVideo/PotterPuppetPals Snape, Snape, Sevurus Snape]]''

'''Didi''': *walks over to door with a close up of her eye, then opens the door*\\

'''Bear''': "Tutter's gonna (in Treelo's voice) BOX!"

--->'''Tutter''': "Well, I'll be fucking my box now." (starts doing exactly that) "[[TheImmodestOrgasm OH, MY BOX! MY BOX!]]"\\

** [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants "I think it's getting... *smash* dark.]]"

** Near the end, Woody and Buzz are seen [[BlackComedy flying straight into the World Trade Center]]...[[SubvertedTrope only to simply tap it and fall]].

''(Lisa does her native dance, only for sirens to sound with the caption "CHILD NUDITY ALERT!!!", after which [[{{Series/Dateline}} Chris Hansen]] appears)'' [[labelnote:note]] Though the DVD Commentary of the original episode confirmed that Lisa isn’t actually naked but wearing a leotard to give the allusion that she’s naked. [[/labelnote]]

** During the scene where Homer has to go five days without shooting something, the cast of Music/OneDirection, the Website/GooglePlus Logo, The poster for the seventh season of ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'', and Weegee ([[DiscreditedMeme shouting overused Spadinner jokes in]] WebAnimation/YouTubePoop) [[TakeThat all pass by him]]. On the fifth day, Jack admits he has no ideas, and proceeds to [[SensoryAbuse ear rape]] the viewer.

** A black pirate with a weird facial expression from the live-action opening sequence is zoomed on with [[WesternAnimation/TheBoondocks "WHAT DID YOU SAY, NI-"]] DINGY AHOY-YOY

'''Patrick:''' Uhh... MOAR time for ***ing.

'''Barney''': [[IncrediblyLamePun I'm stumped!]]\\
'''Wrestling/CMPunk''': You're not funny and nobody likes you.

(''Buzz explodes, and [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants Patrick Star]] [[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS3E15BornAgainKrabsIHadAnAccident is revealed to have been playing the game on his Game Boy]].'')\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QWiY76merU Unfinished Simpsons Poop]] (viewable on the cl98classics account)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mF-WZVgB4 Who Framed Rog Rabbit]] (viewable on the cl98classics account)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S7VO99XZQo&list=UUvC4xAp36Rfx3GIiXQHYecA Hummer Shitson's Pussy Fetish]] (viewable on the cl98classics account)

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU7ogT-cx6k Unfinished Spingebill Poop]] (viewable on the cl98classics account)

** "The secret formula is [[spoiler: lemons]]."

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIUean1unP8 You Are Still a Sad, Strange Little Man]]

''*cut to [[VideoGame/SuperMarioBros Mario]] [[IncestIsRelative getting a blow job from Luigi]]*''\\

** Plankton tortures Squidward by playing for him the infamous "[[{{Squick}} toenail scene]]" from the episode "House Fancy", and when he tries to run for the door, he gets ambushed by title cards from other despised [=SpongeBob=] episodes. Of course, [[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS7E11OneCoarseMealGaryInLove One Coarse Meal]] and [[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS7E131KeepBikiniBottomBeautifulAPalForGary A Pal For Gary]] are at the top ([[Recap/SpongebobSquarepantsS6E5TheSplinterSlideWhistleStooges The Splinter]] gets shoved to the side however...)

--->'''Narrator:''' When he got to the [[Gaming/AnimalCrossing Villager]], there were lots of trucks. [[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand Whhooooooolllllle]] stack full'a shit.\\

*** Abruptly retired pooper [[Creator/NunofYerbizness Nunof Yerbizness]] was making a 16:9 HD remake of this poop, but it never released because his laptop lost everything.

[[Beat (long awkward pause from Bear)]]\\

* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOL2xQUvHqA The Phat Kuntroller's Groin Smells Like Fish]]