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'''Rudy:''' ''(trying to stop the guys trying to remove his shirt)'' Make em stop! Make em stop!\\

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'''Rudy:''' ''(trying to stop the guys trying to remove from taking off his shirt)'' Make em stop! Make em stop!\\



** He tries to get her attention: "Hey! Hey look at me, mama! Hey look, I'm driving with no hands! Hey look, no hands! You need a tour at the lake? Come on, we'll go skinny-dipping! Hey!"

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** He tries to get her attention: "Hey! Hey look at me, mama! Hey look, I'm driving with no hands! Hey look, no hands! You need a tour at of the lake? Come on, we'll go skinny-dipping! Hey!"
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''[the two guys grab him again]''\\

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''[the two guys laugh and grab him again]''\\



''(Blind guy shakes his head)''\\

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''(Blind ''[Blind guy shakes his head)''\\head]''\\



''(Blind guy shakes his head)''\\
'''Rudy:''' Whatcha come down here for? ''(uses his cane as a cue stick)'' How about a little pool?\\
''(Blind guy shakes his head)''\\
'''Rudy:''' How about a little... ''(puts his cane between his pointer and thumb which makes a circle)''\\
''(Blind guy nods his head eagerly)''

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''(Blind ''[Blind guy shakes his head)''\\
head]''\\
'''Rudy:''' Whatcha come down here for? ''(uses his the blind guy's cane as a cue stick)'' How about a little pool?\\
''(Blind ''[Blind guy shakes his head)''\\
head]''\\
'''Rudy:''' How about a little... ''(puts his the cane between his pointer and thumb which makes a circle)''\\
''(Blind ''[Blind guy nods his head eagerly)''eagerly]''



** He forces two guys in.

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** He forces two guys in.to go inside.



'''Rudy:''' Chuck you, Farley!

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'''Rudy:''' Chuck you, Farley!Farley.
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'''Man:''' A pocho. A pocho bandejo[[note]]"American jerk"[[/note]] like that.\\

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'''Man:''' A pocho. A pocho bandejo[[note]]"American pendejo[[note]]"American jerk"[[/note]] like that.\\
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'''Man:''' Mi amo Jose Negron. Welcome to the back of the bus.\\\

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'''Man:''' Mi amo Me llamo Jose Negron. Welcome to the back of the bus.\\\

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** Later, he tricks a guy into going back inside.

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** Later, he tricks a drunk guy into going back inside.inside.
** He forces two guys in.
-->'''Rudy:''' Hey, get back here! ''(drags them in)'' Now go on and have a good time!
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'''Feo:''' Hey, want these guys to stop fucking with you?

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'''Feo:''' ''(seeing the two having their way with Rudy)'' Hey, want these guys to stop fucking with you?



-->'''Rudy:''' Wanna come in?\\

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-->'''Rudy:''' ''(tries to grab a man's arm)'' Wanna come in?\\
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* This dialogue:
-->'''Rudy:''' Wanna come in?\\
'''Fat black guy:''' Don't touch me, [[IronicEcho I'm an American citizen]]!\\
'''Rudy:''' Chuck you, Farley!
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* During a montage, Rudy trying to get the blind guy to come to the bar.

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* During a montage, Rudy trying tries to get the blind guy to come to the bar.

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* Rudy trying to get the blind guy to come to the bar.

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* During a montage, Rudy trying to get the blind guy to come to the bar.


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** Later, he tricks a guy into going back inside.
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** He tries to get her attention: "Hey! Hey look at me, mama! Hey look, I'm driving with no hands! Hey look, no hands! You need a tour at the lake? Come on, we'll go skinny-dipping! Hey!"
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'''Jose:''' We'll take a nap. And when we make up, we'll be at the border. Then they take us off the bus. And then we'll buy a beer and figure out how to be back by monday.\\

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'''Jose:''' We'll take a nap. And when we make up, we'll be at the border. Then they take us off the bus. And then we'll buy a beer and figure out how to be back by monday.Monday.\\
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* Rudy trying to get the blind guy to come to the bar.
-->'''Rudy:''' You wanna go in there for a drink?\\
''(Blind guy shakes his head)''\\
'''Rudy:''' ''(dancing)'' You wanna get down? Boogie? Boogaloo?\\
''(Blind guy shakes his head)''\\
'''Rudy:''' Whatcha come down here for? ''(uses his cane as a cue stick)'' How about a little pool?\\
''(Blind guy shakes his head)''\\
'''Rudy:''' How about a little... ''(puts his cane between his pointer and thumb which makes a circle)''\\
''(Blind guy nods his head eagerly)''
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'''Man:''' A pocho. A pocho bandejo[[hottip:*:"American jerk"]] like that.\\

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'''Man:''' A pocho. A pocho bandejo[[hottip:*:"American jerk"]] bandejo[[note]]"American jerk"[[/note]] like that.\\
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''[the two guys grab again]''\\

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''[the two guys grab him again]''\\
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'''Man:''' A pocho. A pocho bandejo like that.\\

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'''Man:''' A pocho. A pocho bandejo bandejo[[hottip:*:"American jerk"]] like that.\\
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* Rudy spots the sexy redhead. Then a semi-truck with a trailer blocks his view.
-->'''Rudy:''' Hey, come on, move! ''Get out the way, you dummy!'' Shit!
* The bus scene:
-->'''Rudy:''' I'M AN AMERICAN! I WENT TO BELMONT HIGH, YOU IDIOTS! ''(he starts banging on the driver's door, who has earphones on. Then we cut back to Rudy still banging)'' I'M AN AMERICAN!! DAMN!\\
''(Rudy turns around to see the passengers looking at him)''\\
'''Rudy:''' What are you looking at?!\\
'''Man:''' A pocho. A pocho bandejo like that.\\
'''Rudy:''' Who are you?\\
'''Man:''' Mi amo Jose Negron. Welcome to the back of the bus.\\\
'''Rudy:''' What happens next?\\
'''Jose:''' We'll take a nap. And when we make up, we'll be at the border. Then they take us off the bus. And then we'll buy a beer and figure out how to be back by monday.\\
'''Rudy:''' Shit.
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* The skinny guy squeezing Rudy's butt.
* Then this happens:

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* ** The skinny guy squeezing Rudy's butt.
* ** Then this happens:



* And this tops them all:

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* ** And this tops them all:



'''Feo:''' Th Wrath of God will follow you, heathen!

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'''Feo:''' Th The Wrath of God will follow you, heathen!
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'''Rudy:''' GUUUUUAAAAARRRRRDD!!!\\\

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'''Rudy:''' GUUUUUAAAAARRRRRDD!!!\\\GUUUUUAAAAARRRRRDD!!!\\
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** The skinny guy squeezing Rudy's butt.
** Then this happens:

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** * The skinny guy squeezing Rudy's butt.
** * Then this happens:



** And this tops them all:

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** * And this tops them all:
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''[the two guys grab again]''

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''[the two guys grab again]''again]''\\
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* Rudy being sexually harassed by those two guys while in jail.
-->'''Rudy:''' What are you guys in for?\\
'''Skinny guy:''' Good times.\\
''[he and the big guy laugh and slowly come towards Rudy]''\\
'''Rudy:''' GUUUUUAAAAARRRRRDD!!!\\\
'''Feo:''' Hey, want these guys to stop fucking with you?
** The skinny guy squeezing Rudy's butt.
** Then this happens:
-->'''Rudy:''' $100? Get lost!\\
'''Feo:''' Suite yourself, friend.\\
''[the two guys grab again]''
'''Feo:''' ''(reading his Bible)'' "Guide me, o lord. For I have walked among you..."\\
'''Rudy:''' ''(trying to stop the guys trying to remove his shirt)'' Make em stop! Make em stop!\\
'''Feo:''' I like to help you, but I'm busy getting lost.
** And this tops them all:
-->'''Feo:''' Don't forget brother, you owe us a 100.\\
'''Rudy:''' Yeah. Here's some of them: fuck you.\\
'''Feo:''' Th Wrath of God will follow you, heathen!
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