1 | * Rudy being sexually harassed by those two guys while in jail. |
2 | -->'''Rudy:''' What are you guys in for?\ |
3 | '''Skinny guy:''' Good times.\ |
4 | ''[he and the big guy laugh and slowly come towards Rudy]''\ |
5 | '''Rudy:''' GUUUUUAAAAARRRRRDD!!!\ |
6 | '''Feo:''' ''(seeing the two having their way with Rudy)'' Hey, want these guys to stop fucking with you? |
7 | ** The skinny guy squeezing Rudy's butt. |
8 | ** Then this happens: |
9 | -->'''Rudy:''' $100? Get lost!\ |
10 | '''Feo:''' Suite yourself, friend.\ |
11 | ''[the two guys laugh and grab him again]''\ |
12 | '''Feo:''' ''(reading his Bible)'' "Guide me, o lord. For I have walked among you..."\ |
13 | '''Rudy:''' ''(trying to stop the guys from taking off his shirt)'' Make em stop! Make em stop!\ |
14 | '''Feo:''' I like to help you, but I'm busy getting lost. |
15 | ** And this tops them all: |
16 | -->'''Feo:''' Don't forget brother, you owe us a 100.\ |
17 | '''Rudy:''' Yeah. Here's some of them: fuck you.\ |
18 | '''Feo:''' The Wrath of God will follow you, heathen! |
19 | * Rudy spots the sexy redhead. Then a semi-truck with a trailer blocks his view. |
20 | -->'''Rudy:''' Hey, come on, move! ''Get out the way, you dummy!'' Shit! |
21 | ** He tries to get her attention: "Hey! Hey look at me, mama! Hey look, I'm driving with no hands! Hey look, no hands! You need a tour of the lake? Come on, we'll go skinny-dipping! Hey!" |
22 | * The bus scene: |
23 | -->'''Rudy:''' I'M AN AMERICAN! I WENT TO BELMONT HIGH, YOU IDIOTS! ''(he starts banging on the driver's door, who has earphones on. Then we cut back to Rudy still banging)'' I'M AN AMERICAN!! DAMN!\ |
24 | ''(Rudy turns around to see the passengers looking at him)''\ |
25 | '''Rudy:''' What are you looking at?!\ |
26 | '''Man:''' A pocho. A pocho pendejo[[note]]"American jerk"[[/note]] like that.\ |
27 | '''Rudy:''' Who are you?\ |
28 | '''Man:''' Me llamo Jose Negron. Welcome to the back of the bus.\ |
29 | '''Rudy:''' What happens next?\ |
30 | '''Jose:''' We'll take a nap. And when we make up, we'll be at the border. Then they take us off the bus. And then we'll buy a beer and figure out how to be back by Monday.\ |
31 | '''Rudy:''' Shit. |
32 | * During a montage, Rudy tries to get the blind guy to come to the bar. |
33 | -->'''Rudy:''' You wanna go in there for a drink?\ |
34 | ''[Blind guy shakes his head]''\ |
35 | '''Rudy:''' ''(dancing)'' You wanna get down? Boogie? Boogaloo?\ |
36 | ''[Blind guy shakes his head]''\ |
37 | '''Rudy:''' Whatcha come down here for? ''(uses the blind guy's cane as a cue stick)'' How about a little pool?\ |
38 | ''[Blind guy shakes his head]''\ |
39 | '''Rudy:''' How about a little... ''(puts the cane between his pointer and thumb which makes a circle)''\ |
40 | ''[Blind guy nods his head eagerly]'' |
41 | ** Later, he tricks a drunk guy into going back inside. |
42 | ** He forces two guys to go inside. |
43 | -->'''Rudy:''' Hey, get back here! ''(drags them in)'' Now go on and have a good time! |
44 | * This dialogue: |
45 | -->'''Rudy:''' ''(tries to grab a man's arm)'' Wanna come in?\ |
46 | '''Fat black guy:''' Don't touch me, [[IronicEcho I'm an American citizen]]!\ |
47 | '''Rudy:''' Chuck you, Farley. |
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