Funny / Bionic Commando

"Get the heck out of here, you nerd!"

  • "This base will explod in 60 seconds."
  • Hurling a mook so far he bounces off the skybox.
  • Several of Spencer's quips in the sequel.
    • I'll send you the bill later!
    • That looked like it hurt!
    • NERD!
    • "GO LONG, SON!"
  • "Get the heck out of here, you nerd!"
    • In an OST track for Rearmed, this was voiced as part of a fake trailer for the game. This line is screeched in a faux-Nazi German accent. It sounds as funny as you'd think it would.
  • When beginning the fight wih the Mohole boss: "Is that a long life bar or are you just happy to see me?"
  • In Rearmed, the hacked calls between the enemy commander and his private are quite humorous.