Cashier: Hi. Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order?
Sonny: (to Julian) Okay, what do you want?
Sonny: Cheerios? They don't have Cheerios. What else do you want?
Sonny: Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you? (to cashier) Uh, we'll take hot cakes and sausage.
Cashier: Uh, sorry, sir, but we've stopped serving breakfast.
Sonny: What? What are you talking about? We're 4 seconds late!
Cashier: No, you're 30 minutes and 4 seconds late. We stop serving breakfast at 10:30.
Sonny: OH, HORSESHIT!
Sonny: I wasn't cursing at you, I was cursing at the lady.
Mc Donald's customer: Nice parenting.
Sonny: Thanks. What are you, my therapist? (takes customer's fries and throws them over his back) Take a walk! (to Julian) Do you want one of those Happy Meals? Do you want me to get you a Happy Meal? (Julian screams) WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL?!