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• A little dark if you're watching it with your grandpa or grandma, but the scene with Sonny and Vanessa discussing her new boyfriend.
  Vanessa: He has a five-year plan.
  Sonny: What is it? "Don't die"?
• The fact that poor little Julian has to take a leak about every five mintues.
  What's your name, he'll write it on the wall... mind your business!
• When Sonny steps on Julian's Scuba Steve Doll.
  Sonny: Ow, Scuba Steve! Damn You!
• When Julian and Nanzo,the Delivery Guy are learning how to read.
  Julian: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
  Nazo: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.
• Mr. Herlihy is a cross between this, and being a complete and total ass. He also makes a lousy character witness.
  Mr. Herlihy: Koufax is a good egg, he was nice to that kid. But he fights like a girl. You like that? I'm right here Miss, what are you gonna do about it? Hahaha.
  Sonny: What are you drunk Mr. Herlihy?
  Mr. Herlihy: Well, I-I had a few chardonnays, what of it?
  Sonny: Get off the stand please.
  • This don't help much...
  He drinks a lot of soda. (suuuure he does)
• Julian's kindergarten teacher gets one of the best lines. ("One of the children wore rollerblades for Show & Tell, and Julian tripped him with a stick!")
  • "I watched Fantasia a lot. And one day it just clicked."
  • "Lasagna? What the hell's the matter with you?"
  • More hilarious dialogue:
    Cashier: We stop serving breakfast at 10:30.
    Sonny: Oh horse shit!
    [Julian cries]
    Sonny: I wasn't cursing at you, I was cursing at the lady.
    • "WILL SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL!?"
  • "What's your name? He'll write it on the wall!"
  • The random goth dude:
    Sonny: You're mad at your dad, not at me, I forgive you!
    Goth (walking away and sobbing quietly): I am, I am, I hate my father ...