Funny / Battle Beyond the Stars

  • When Cowboy offers Nestor a hot dog to eat:
    Nestor 1: There's no dog in this.
    Cowboy: Uh-uh.
    Nestor 1: Hydrolyzed vegetable protein, soybean meal, niacin, dextrose, and sodium nitrate flavoring.
    Cowboy: Yup, that's what we call "meat" back home.
  • When those two idiots Tembo and Kalo find themselves under attack by the gathered mercenaries, they immediately discuss possible tactical responses:
    Tembo: Uhh... whatta we do now?
    Kalo: Run away?