Funny: Bart The General
- The source of the page quote, of course. Episode 2 also has "EVERYONE ABANDONS ME!" and "WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
- "Dear Homer: You have a cold dick. I remember the last time I touched it."
- Toadfish's bizarre accent and hilarious lines certainly make for a lot of these in the first episode. "Hi, I'm moveeng in!" "I'll break your legs"
- The van guy's joke, in a So Bad, It's Good way.
- BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU!