Funny / Barrel Rolls and Broken Dreams

• Every time someone yells at Slippy.
• Every time Fox yells at Peppy.
• After the Corneria mission, the Star Fox team scolds Slippy for screwing up on Corneria. At one point, this exchange happens:
  Peppy: Slippy, I told you to get back here with me, but you didn't, and Fox had to save you again.
  Slippy: Well, you know, if I could just explain myself here.
  Peppy: Slippy Bullgious Toad, you shut your mouth! Oh, you survived, I am gonna give you a long pep talk-.
  Fox: Peppy! Peppy, Falco... Peppy! It's alright! Calm yourselves.
• At the beginning of the Meteo mission, Falco yells at Slippy. While he is doing this, he shoots his NERF gun at a guy holding cardboard enemies.
  Falco: Can it, Slippy! Shut up and stay in formation, you fucking toad! You're not fucking up this mission too!
• After the Zoness mission, the Star Fox team hits Slippy. After a while, ROB rings in.
  ROB 64: Slippy, you wallowing shitpile of cuntmuffins! You ruin everything and make our lives miserable!
  Slippy: I programmed you, ROB!
  ROB 64: Peppy! Bitch-slap the shit out of that ugly excuse for a life form!
• Fox's reaction to Slippy suddenly trying to kiss Fox.
  Fox: WHAT...THE...FUCK...SLIPPY?! OH... Slippy! You don't actually suck someone's face!!!
• When Slippy is slapped by the Spyborg in Sector X:
  Falco: GOD DAMMIT, SLIPPY!!!
  • And after that, this exchange:
  Peppy: His booster's down, he's headed for enemy planet Macbeth!
  Fox: But there's a major enemy base there. Shit!
  Spyborg: (walking back and forth) Where is the enemy? Where is the enemy? Where is the enemy?
  Fox, Falco, and Peppy: WE ARE RIGHT HERE, BITCH! (all three shoot at the Spyborg)
• Prior to Sector Z, Fox tells ROB to head a course for Sector Z. This line follows:
  ROB 64: Do you want me to avoid the toll roads?
• After rescuing Slippy from Macbeth, when Peppy tries to tell Fox that his father talks to Peppy every night, Fox does not believe him, even telling Peppy to shut up. When Peppy continues to prove that he is telling the truth, Fox has had enough and tells him to stop. Peppy responds:
  Peppy: I CAN'T!!! I can't-. You can't go out there, Fox, it's so dangerous. If you just... If you just do a motherfucking Barrel Roll...
• In Sector Z, Falco overdoses on space cocaine. ROB says that he was selling Falco large amounts of space cocaine, which causes Fox to scold ROB for doing that. The robot's response?
  ROB 64: I know, I'm so sorry. The money was just too good...
• Fox's reaction to the manual controls.
  Fox: Slippy?
  Slippy: Yeah?
  Fox: What is with these manual controls? Did you design them with three fucking hands?!
• After Sector Z, Fox is hopeless; Peppy is dead, and his Arwing cannot fly, and just gives up. Falco then yells at Fox to snap out of it, and then says that when things got bad, Peppy used to say "Never give up! Trust your instincts!" This exchange follows:
  Fox: I don't know... My instincts say all hope is lost.
  Falco: GOD DAMMIT FOX!!! Don't you want a high score?! Go and prepare, get to Venom, defeat Andross, and free the Lylat System once again!
  Fox: (with restored hope) You're right, god dammit! I'm going to bring that ugly monkey down!
• When Falco and Katt hug, Slippy notices this, and then says this line:
  Slippy: Wait, wait, no, wait, wait, wait, wait. You guys can't have a kid. You're different species! I know this! W-what the hell's going on here? No seriously, the fuck is this?
  Slippy throws the plush to the floor and storms off.
• Everything involving Andross. For example, before the final battle, Andross describes true pain. Fox's reaction is this.
  Fox: Cut out the pain descriptors, and bring it on, motherfucker!
  • The final battle when it begins. The final battle has two actors holding the hands, and Andross (played by Viva Hansen) attacking Fox. When the true form appears, Andross turns away for a moment, turns to Fox, puts both hands in front of him, and performs a motion as he walks towards Fox like he is disco-dancing. When Andross's true form is defeated with a bomb, Andross's actor drops on his hands and knees and screams, and this repeats a few times.