Funny / BAMF Girls' Club

• Bella's Confession Cam moment in #1, after her first meeting with Michonne:
  Bella: I don't really know a lot about the "walking dead" people, but... they sound kinda hot. Can we take that out?! Can we delete that?!
• Katniss shoots a wolf for dinner. It's implied that it might be Jacob.
  Bella: Jacob? JACOB??!!
  Hermione: Obliviate!
• In #2, a house meeting starts escalating into an argument with all the girls... except Bella, who's apparently just throwing a Character Tic fit.
• In #3, guest star Arya Stark puts her sword into Michonne's leg in a training accident, causing Katniss to relive the trauma of Rue's death... to disturbing levels.
  Katniss: [to Confession Cam] I'll miss you, Rue...
  Michonne: [offscreen] For the last time, I'm not Rue and I'm not dead!
  Katniss: [hand on heart] Here is the place where I love you.
• In #4, a prank by Hermione backfires, and she immediately retaliates at Lisbeth and uses magic to remove all her piercings painlessly. Not what some would call punishment, but...
  Lisbeth: [to Confession Cam] I don't care. She missed a few of my favorites. [leers into the camera, rocking slightly in her seat]
• In the Bonus Material: Hermione realizing she brought Crookshanks into the same house as an Extreme Omnivore.
• In #5:
  Buffy: I can never say no to a morally righteous brit. Thanks alot, Giles.
• The survival te- er, talent show that Katniss and Michonne plan.
  • Bella's talent is an ode to Edward she wrote. Michonne responds by tossing a net over her and dragging her offstage. She's still in that net at the end of the episode.
  • Hermione, after being tricked into consuming Tracker Jacker poison and creating an antidote under pressure, is more indignant when Katniss and Michonne give her a seven.
  • Buffy sings a song about her housemates...only for Katniss to shoot an arrow at her, which she catches. The score of eleven and the promise of sponsors aren't enough to keep her from using her guitar to chase Katniss up a tree.
  • We see Lisbeth's talent in The Stinger: building a bomb and blowing the house to kingdom come.
• Episode # 8 is one long Crowning Moment of Funny for Bella.
  • After Buffy opens a jar for her, Bella stalks her relentlessly. Handing out more jars to open.
  • When Michonne catches Bella in the act of opening her stash of food jars, Bella is given the choice of only one jar to keep.
    Michonne: Which is it going to be?! Spaghetti sauce or relish? You can't have both!
    Bella: But I love them both! [looks at the camera in despair] Ah! Nahhhhh!
  • After breaking up with Edward on the phone, Bella wails like the Wangsty teenager that she is.
  • Bella speaks to Lisbeth after her breakup with Edward, and the young hacker assures in the only way she can:
    Lisbeth: I will give him a special tatoo. "I am a sparkling douchebag."
  • Bella sulks in her room for two months straight, and her stench almost fools Michonne into thinking there's a Walker loose.
    Michonne: WHERE IS IT?! WHERE'S THE WALKER?! I CAN SMEL— Oh... Bella! Take a shower! Please. [walking away] That's disgusting!
  • Bella in her Confession Cam saying how Hermione stopped her from jumping off the balcony with magic. Cut to the scene itself, and we see Bella dangling near the edge of the balcony with Hermione holding onto the hoodie of her sweater.
    Bella: Don't worry Hermione. Edward will like catch me.
  • The orgasmic look on Lisbeth's face as she hacks into the Cullen bank account to clean it out.
• From Episode 14, "The Magic Fast", Hermione decides to go on a 30-day fast from magic, as she's convinced it's making her fat (in reality, its her laziness that's doing it, and the magic is just a small part of it). Cue the montage of her being unable to do much of anything without it. Which culminates in her attempts at opening a jar of strawberry jam failing so terribly that Bella has to help her!
  Hermione: ... I need Bella's help to open a jar. [leans against the fridge and sinks to the floor] I don't know what's real anymore.
  Bella: That's okay, neither does Katniss.
  Hermione: [blubbering] I don't want to be like Katniss!

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