Funny / Air Force One

  • "When you talk to the President, you might remind him that I am holding his wife, his daughter, his chief of staff, his national security advisor, his classified papers - and his baseball glove!"
    • There's also: "Nobody does this to the United States. The President will get his baseball glove back and play catch with this guy's balls!"
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