Funny / A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

• This exchange when Dr. Simms tries to dismiss the group's nightmares.
  Dr. Elizabeth Simms: You won't make any progress until you recognize your dreams for what they are.
  Nancy Thompson: And what are they?
  Dr. Elizabeth Simms: The by-products of guilt. Psychological scars stemming from moral conflicts and overt sexuality.
  Roland Kincaid: Oh, great. Now it's my dick that's killing me.
• "Welcome to prime time, bitch!"
  • The moment right before that is pretty good, too. Jennifer is watching The Dick Cavett Show, where Dick is interacting with Zsa Zsa Gabor. Which leads to this:
    Dick Cavett: Can I ask you a question?
    Zsa Zsa Gabor: Certainly!
    (Dick changes to Freddy)
    Freddy: WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK?!
    Zsa Zsa Gabor: AAAAAAAHHHHH-! (TV cuts off just as Freddy attacks her)
  • Even funnier if you know that Dick Cavett specifically recommended Gabor for the guest/victim because she's so annoying.
  • Near the beginning of the interview, he asks of her fur coat "How many of what had to die to make that?" It's his half-intrigued, half-appalled delivery that sells it.
  • A meta-example, but the fact that fans list Zsa Zsa Gabor as one of Freddy's victims after her cameo.
  • This scene gets a nice little Call-Back too. Max tells Nancy the other kids are in the TV room. Cut to the room with a big black soot stain on the wall where the TV used to be, which Kincaid is examining with interest. Black Comedy at its finest.
• "I said, where's the fucking bourbon?!"
• What does Freddy, a mass murderer and dream demon, have nightmares about? Dokken.
  • And when he wakes up from dreaming about them in a Catapult Nightmare, he's clutching a little rag dolly for comfort.
• "It's the chair for you kid!"

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