"The product shall be half-baked in an immoderate temperature of the Lowest Common Denominator
in an atmosphere of greasy cant and corrupt sleaze, until richly dishonored and seared with shame
. Your Modern Britain will ideally by now have lost all color, flavor, and fizz, and should be then divided against itself and left in shoddy disrepair for a number of years, until it rots
before being sold off to the highest bidder."