Funny / Magic Island

• Gwyn exposing Supperstein's Goofy Print Underwear during their sword fight.
  Gwyn: Don't be dropping your drawers in the presence of a lady. (laughs as she kicks him in the butt while his back is turned)
• Supperstein, Duckbone and Jolly Bob.
  • For example:
  Duckbone: If I had any sense I'd turn around now and go back to the ship.
  Jolly Bob: Well it's a bloody good thing you don't have any sense!
  Duckbone: That's right, and don't you forget it!
  Jolly Bob: Aye I won't! Now let's go.
  Duckbone: (pauses in thought for a moment, then walks on)
• Landsharks and bubblegum, really?
  Jack: I gotta blow this hole.
• While Blackbeard and Supperstein are looking for Jack and Morgan's group, Blackbeard orders Supperstein up a coconut tree.
  Blackbeard: And see you don't send none of those coconuts crashing down on me head. (coconut crashes down on his head and he falls unconscious)
  Supperstein: ...look out.
• As the heroes mobilize to face Blackbeard and his men.
  Jack: We fight!
  Gwyn: (pulls out her sword and cheers) God bless ye, Mad Jack!
  Jack: But, not with swords.
  Gwyn: (lowers her sword, decidedly less happy) Aye! Then with what?
• The conversation Supperstein and the Captain attempt to have while Jack's stereo plays some music way to loud.
  Supperstein: What be that noise, captain?
  Blackbeard: What?
  Supperstein: I said, "What BE that noise?!"
  Blackbeard: What?
  Supperstein: (music finally stops) I said, WHAT BE THAT INFERNAL RACKET?!
  Blackbeard: IT BE YOU HOLLERIN' IN ME EAR!!
• Morgan and Supperstein, glued back-to-back thanks to the tree sap on Supperstein's coat.
  Supperstein: I've got a prisoner!
• Jack, Morgan, and Dumas are sitting by the campfire, when one of the water bags start floating by...
  Jack, Morgan, and Dumas: AHHHHH!