- "Has the Queen seen what you've done to the floor?" "Not yet, Sire" "Well make sure I'm there when she does."
Mary: "You're soaking wet, I'll get you a towel."Seamus: "What about me?"Mary: You can get pneumonia!
- More bickering:
Seamus: "Jack! Tell him to listen to his father!"Jack: "Why? I never did."Seamus: Neither did I, that's not the point!
Chamberlin: "We came under a white flag of peace."Jentee: Someone should have told you, I'm colourblind."
- Seamus, about Jack playing golf—"That's a mighty energetic way of doing the weeding Jack."
- Aaaand even more bickering:
Mary "Don't speak to your father like that!"Mickey: "You do."Mary: "It's expected, I'm his wife! And don't speak to me like that!"Mickey: "Well who am I expected to speak to like that then?"