History Funny / MagicIsland

'''Jack:''' But not with swords.\\

--> '''Gwyn''': Don't be dropping your drawers in the presence of a lady. (''laughs as she kicks him in the butt while his back is turned'')

--> '''Duckbone''': If I had any sense I'd turn around now and go back to the ship.
--> '''Jolly Bob''': Well it's a bloody good thing you don't have any sense!
--> '''Duckbone''': That's right, and don't you forget it!
--> '''Jolly Bob''': Aye I wont! Now let's go.
--> '''Duckbone''': (''pauses in thought for a moment, then walks on'')

--> '''Jack''': [[DoubleEntendre I gotta blow this hole.]]
* While Blackbeard and Supperstein are looking for Jack and Morgan's group. Blackbeard orders Supperstein up a coconut tree.
--> '''Blackbeard''': And see you don't send none of those coconuts crashing down on me head. (''coconut crashes down on his head and he falls unconscious'')
--> '''Supperstein''': ...look out.

--> '''Jack''': We fight!
--> '''Gwyn''': (''pulls out her sword and cheers'') God bless ye, Mad Jack!
--> '''Jack''': But not with swords.
--> '''Gwyn''': (''lowers her sword, decidedly less happy'') Aye! Then with what?

--> '''Supperstein''': What be that noise, captain?
--> '''Blackbeard''': What?
--> '''Supperstein''': I said, "What BE that noise?!"
--> '''Blackbeard''': What?
--> '''Supperstein''': (''music finally stops'') I said, ''WHAT BE THAT INFERNAL RACKET?!''
--> '''Blackbeard''': [[NoIndoorVoice IT BE YOU HOLLERIN' IN ME EAR!!]]

--> '''Supperstein''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've got a prisoner!]]
* Jack, Morgan and Dumas are sitting by the campfire, [[InvisibleMonsters when one of the water bags start floating by...]]
--> '''Jack, Morgan and Dumas''': AHHHHH!

--> '''Jack''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I gotta blow this hole.]]

--> '''Jack Morgan Dumas''': AHHHHH!

--> '''Gwyn''': Don't be dropping your drawers in the presence of a lady. (''laughs as she kicks him in the ass while his backs turned'')

* The ''conversation'' Supperstein and the Captain TRY to have while Jack's stereo plays some music way to loud.

* Gwyn exposes Supperstein's GoofyPrintUnderwear during their sword fight.

--> '''Gwyn''': (''pulls out her sword and cheers'') God bless yeah Mad Jack!

* Jack, Morgan and Dumas are sitting by the campfire, when one of the water bags start floating by...

--> '''Supperstein''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've got a prisoner!]]

* Morgan and Supperstein, glued back-to-back thanks to the tree sap on Supperstein's coat. --> '''Supperstein''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've got a prisoner!]]

--> '''Blackbeard''': [[NoIndoorVoice IT BE YOU HOLLERIN' IN ME EAR!!]]

* I like the ''conversation'' Supperstein and the Captain TRY to have while Jack's stereo plays some music way to loud.
--> '''Supperstein''': What be that noise, captain?
--> '''Blackbeard''': What?
--> '''Supperstein''': I said, "What BE that noise?!"
--> '''Blackbeard''': What?
--> '''Supperstein''': (''music finally stops'') I said, ''WHAT BE THAT INFERNAL RACKET?!''
--> '''Blackbeard''': [[NoIndoorVoice IT BE YOU HOLLERIN' IN ME EAR!!]]

--> '''Jack''': [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar I gotta blow this hole.]]

* Landsharks and bubblegum, really?

--> '''Supperstein''': I said, "What BE that noise?"

--> '''Supperstein''': (music finally stops) I said, "WHAT BE THAT INFERNAL RACKET?
--> '''Blackbeard''': [[NoIndoorVoice IT BE YOU HOLLERIN' IN ME EAR!]]

* [[TheThreeStooges Supperstein, Duckbone and Jolly Bob]].

* Landsharks and bubblegum, really?

I like the ''conversation'' Supperstein and the Captain TRY to have while Jack's stereo plays some music way to loud.